worldstarhiphop.com is becoming my go-to spot for ‘hip hop’ ridiculousness.  and, never wanting to disappoint, i found some grade-A tomfuckery while lookin for the other banned boondocks episode (note:  there’s half nekkid asses all over that site, so if you click anything in this post while at work, dont blame me for gettin fired cause im tellin u now).  ladies and gentlemen:  suge knight has a motherdamned reality tv show.

i have zero idea who is gonna air this tripe, and before watching the trailer i pretty much knew how its gonna go.

coffee guy:  alrighty, mr. suge, here’s the skinny half cap grande mocha choca latta yaya you ordered.  don’t worry about money, i paid for it myself with money from my kid’s college fund!

suge:  wtf is this shit man, i asked for a skinny half cap TALL mocha choca latta yaya, motherfucker!  IMA HAFTA HANDLE YOU LIKE I HANDLED PAC!!

lawyers:  um suge.. that’s a no-no, remember?  the no-nos we were talkin about?

suge:  oh yeah yeah yeah.  my bad.  look man take this back and get me what i asked for, man.

coffee guy:  yes sir, mr. knight!

suge:  WHAT YOU CALL ME?  I TOLD YOU TO ADDRESS ME AS ‘YOUR MURDEROUSNESS!’  IMA HAFTA POP YO ASS LIKE I DID BIGGIE!!

lawyers:  alright, cut.  we’re gonna need that tape, camera guy.

 like really.  next thing you know, OJ’ll be writing a confession & masquerading it as a book called ‘if i did it.’  oh, wait..