gangster kenyans steal lions’ meal. narrated for the hearing impared.

saw this video on the daily what yesterday and thought it was the coolest, most insane thing i’d seen since the honey badger was introduced into my life.  it’s amazing.  so amazing that everybody needs to hear and see it, but what about the hearing impaired? don’t worry yall.  i got you.  i shall narrate it for u beneath the vid.

lion 1 – this a bomb ass bbq right here, dawg.

lion 2 – i know, right?  what kind of marinade is this?  is that Lawry’s in this dry rub?

lion 3 – watch out man, you keep bumpin my elbow.

lion 2 – my bad, you know i’m left handed!  we shoulda switched sides.

lion 1 – wayment.  who is that?

lion 2 – i dont know, man, i ain’t invite nobody but yall.

lion 3 – ay.  aye, we lions, man.  how they just gon roll up in here like we won’t fuck them up?

lion 1 – they don’t have claws or nothin.  do they even have teeth?

lion 2 – i’m bout to be out, yall.

lion 1 – what?  what chu mean?

lion 3 – we LIONS, nigga, you ain’t gotta go nowhere!

lion 2 – NAW NIGGA, I DON’T TRUST NO NIGGAS THAT’S JUST GON WALK UP ON A BUNCH OF LIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER, MAN.  THEY CRAZY AS SHIT. (runs off)

lion 3 – oh shit son.  he got a point.  GET OUT THE WAY! (runs)

lion 1 - gotdamnit!  wait for me!  (runs)

(all other lions join and watch from the brush as the men begin to take from the meal)

lion 2 – look at that shit.  i told yall niggas, man.  them niggas got motherfucking machetes.

lion 1 – wait a minute…

lion 2 – they are CLEARLY unstable.  who just walks around with some machetes.  huh?  where they do that at?

lion 1 – wait a minute, i know that nigga, man.

lion 3 – AYO YOU BET NOT TOUCH MY PLATE, HOMIE!  THAT’S FUCKED UP!

lion 1 – that’s that nigga Rakita, man!  yeah, man i know him!  i ate his brother’s leg off last week, he ain’t shit!  he’s like a fuckin accountant or a security guard or some shit!

lion 2 – WE’VE BEEN DUPED!

lion 3 - nigga took my potato salad.  fuck him, yo.

7 responses to “gangster kenyans steal lions’ meal. narrated for the hearing impared.

  1. Wow! There not even going to hunt a wildebeest. They let the lions do all the work.

  2. All I was trying to do was get a good laugh in at the library now i got all these ppl staring at me over some damn lions. LMAO Thanks a lot Brokey!

  3. Now I realize why 1st and 2nd-gen African kids are taking up all the top spots in sports and academics. Because they don’t have classes over here in Messing With The Food Chain 101.

  4. i saw a bum do this to a pack of college students once at popeye’s

  5. me myself PERSONALLY … i was routing for the lions.

  6. Is that your hair in that pic? Nice! How did you get those coils? Shouts out to my Natural Sistas! :)

  7. hhahahahahah this is priceless

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