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don’t put these on ur granny. they might suck out her soul.
if you’re the Suzie Homemaker type who wets her panties (heh! pardon the pun. or dont pardon it, cause i actually think it’s kind of clever) over a good home remedy, this entry is for you!
we got a lot of rain in my city over the past day or so. when the rain started i’m sure we were fine, but as it picked up and endured i think it’s safe to assume that the whole of Louisville collectively shat ourselves after hearing that roads in southern Indiana were already washing out. this is because at the beginning of August, we more or less got our asses kicked by a couple of days of Noah’s Arc style torrential downpours. it was a mess. my family and i were driving into town on the last day of the rains after having been gone for a few days. once we got inside the city, it literally took us over an hour to find a safe route home because so many of the roads were impassable, and when we finally did get home, we found that our semi-finished basement had, while we were out, played temporary host to around 4 inches of water.
sigh. sorry for the inconsistent updates here lately. i have a million excuses if anyone is interested, but i’m gonna assume that nobody really cares.
remember when i started my list of the 5 best and 5 worst things about relocating from philly, pa to lousville, ky, but only had time to post up the good stuff? well after receiving a complaint inquiry regarding where the hell the rest of it was, i figured id get off my butt and post up the bad. so! with no further achoo:
ONE:no more SEPTA. 
easily one of the most irritating things about this city. getting around is a bitch and a HALF, i swear to you. everything in this city is so spread out and far away from everything else.. getting from one side of the city to the other is pretty much a guaranteed 1 hour bus ride. what’s that you say? why don’t i just take the train? why, i’m glad you asked! THERE IS NO FREAKIN TRAIN!! this place is forever bragging about being the 16th largest city and all that jazz. ha! talk about never knowing what you got til its gone. i, for better or worse, have adopted a Big City view of driving and public transportation. driving is expensive, bad for the environment and a hassle that i’ve become unaccustomed to. and public transpo, when it’s good, is eco friendly, convenient, and there’s a certain joy that comes with knowing that you’ve always got a designated driver. the bus system here blows. it just blows. i wouldn’t mind it if it didn’t blow so bad, but it blows. the scheduling is erratic, the routes are ridiculous. and the stigma against the bus and bus riders here is really annoying. so overall… i really miss sucky SEPTA and all it’s sucky flaws.
a lot of folks have been asking me how the big more has gone (if you’re just tuning in, i moved back to my homeland of Louisville, KY, after living in Philly, PA for about four years); how i like it, how things are goin, etc etc. i don’t know what it is about me, but sometimes i have, like, a mental block that keeps me to responding to comments and questions online and stuff. i can’t explain it but sometimes its just hard for me to do. so, for the convenience of all you nosey bastards out there, i decided to comprise a quick list of the 5 best and 5 worst things about the move, beginning with the best things and in no particular order:
ONE:the lower cost of living! in this economy, who wouldn’t enjoy having to pay less money to do necessary shit like eat, drink, have fun, and generally live? nobody, that’s who! no clearly, my broke ass hasn’t really had a chance to get out there and be too active on the capitalist playground, but i’m sure its common knowledge that smaller cities mean generally cheaper costs on generally general things. allow me to offer as an illustration these two craigslist ads, the first for a 1 bedroom apartment near the University of Pennsylvania in Philly, the second a 1 bedroom apartment near the University of Louisville in a similar neighborhood. and i’ll throw in a third: a TWO bedroom apartment in a similar Louisvillian neighborhood. not too shabby, eh? if i ever find a fricken job, i living here could get me to Richy von Moneyheimer status before we know it!
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so sometimes when im at my computer and extra bored, i’ll think of a random word and do a google image search on it and laugh at the random pictures i get. today’s word: racist. fun times ahead!
try as you may, you’ll never, EVER be cooler than these guys.
these cats are so rad u almost dont notice the creepy ass bunny in the background. but then u see the bunny and u say to urself, ‘wait, why the fuck did this picture even happen?’
hi all! got some traffic comin in from listoftheday from ppl who are totally fucking excited about these fucking ads, so i thought id put some more up cause i stumbled upon some more since the last entry on them. all these are from the encyclopdia dramatica. i’m on a mac right now and i cant freaking figure out how to hyperlink, so i’ll have to do all that jazz tomorrow. this damn computer is smarter than ive ever wanted to be
yo. LMAO.
click to make em bigger!
lmao. i love these damn things. i found them @ a site/blog called aidsvertising.com but unfortunately it was only in operation for two months. if you’re reading, aidsvertisers, come back!
