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happy friday, yall!
i was in the car with my homie today when Mary Mary’s ‘God in Me’ came on. i started bankhead bouncin inside myself cause i forgot how much i loved this song. it definitely knocks! (do ppl still say that?)
the bad thing is that it may knock (if people still say that) a little too much. i have this condition where when i hear a good beat, my back involuntarily arches & my hips start rolling without my consent. that’s not exactly the behavior you want to be exhibiting when listening to a gospel song, im sure. im not well versed in the Bible, but i don’t recall reading ‘Thou shalt backeth that ass up all the way to thine zipper’ anywhere. correct me if i’m wrong tho.
anyway. enjoy the song & enjoy ur weekends 
i’m looking at you, girl dressed up as a slutty nurse/fairy tale character/librarian/truck driver/cancer patient. you thought u were being cute? you were actually opening the portal to hell. hope you’re happy.
okay, some background to this video. obviously lizards can’t talk. and obviously this is not a real lizard. the audio is real though; it’s apparently somebody trippin all over himself on acid and just talking completely crazy. i find this to be excruciatingly hilarious.
this guy thinks he’s Captain Knots. thinks he’s Captain Tyin-Knots.
who’s this guy, Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloon Hands, over here.
HILARIOUS!
Steve Harvey wins/loses!
LOL. so yall know i love President Boo (known also as Obama) with all my heart and soul til the end of all time, and i’m bout sick of all the Kanye hullabaloo as anyone, but this is too awesome.
(via the Huffington Post)
the good homie dseals at high speed dubbing reminded me of how amazing this song is today. ‘a toast to the people’ by brian jackson and gil scott heron. enjoy!
if you can’t read the text, it says:
The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love. Once you feel the sensuous delight of the furry Love Rug, you’ll never go back to an ordinary bed again. As you stroke, it strokes. The incredibly soft, furlike fibers caress your bodies from head to toe. It’s almost like having another lover there with the two of you. The Love Rug is as beautiful to look at as it is to feel. Only another animal of its stripe could tell that it wasn’t real fur. Only$150 for you favorite animal texture. Choose Mink, Lynx, or Jaguar. But be sure to order now!
LOL. don’t this sound like some shit from ‘Anchorman?’ i put money on it that dude wore Sex Panther to the photoshoot. (from rad-dudes.com)
G.D. over at PostBourgie reminded me of how awesome these comics are. check em out!
not like ‘i have a great idea for a novel!’
but like, ‘by jove! that is a novel idea!’
