scarlett johansson clearly wants to fight.

im not tryin to turn this place into Obama Central.  though i wouldnt mind if it was, i know a few whinin ass men who would have somethin smart to say abt it (i see you, troy!).  but, i am sad to report that any ties that scarlett johansson and i have* are in danger of being severed.  look @ this tripe–i found it in today’s metro & then found it @ people.com:

“I am engaged … to Barack Obama,” Johansson, 23, announced to Associated Press reporters as she returned from a her USO tour to the Persian Gulf. “My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes.”

….

hey, nichole.. i move that we put our own personal beef over Obama aside and go ride on this lil hollywood harlot.  agreed?

* – by ‘personal ties’ i mean im not gonna see no more movies with her in it.  though i cant think of any ive seen with her in it.  i liked her though, and she finna fuck that all up to be damned!

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4 responses to “scarlett johansson clearly wants to fight.

  1. OMG.
    OMG OMG OMG.

    brb, gonna go download this song and play it over and over again on this lady’s answering machine: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Don't-Mess-Wit-My-Man-lyrics-Nivea/BB90542C56D3CD4D48256E81000A0E69

  2. i read that the other day and wanted to pop her in her big, dry ass pink mouf!

    you know i live 10 minutes from hollywood, right?
    i can go all soufcentral and do a driveby, but us tennesseans prefer to stab.

    but if i take care of her, i get dibs on o-baby.

  3. that woman is brilliant. did you read the caption? that was the price of her endorsement, baby.

    i might’ve charged a little more, but..

    *runs away*

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