MTV foils Gnarls Barkley’s plot to take over the world via an army of epileptic zombies.

 

and they wld have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.

the official news is that mtv won’t play gnarls barkley’s new video ‘run’ because it cldn’t pass the Harding Test due to its strobing graphics.

but i think we all know the real story.  step one:  produce & record a fucking awesome song.  step two:  add some batshit flashing lights and erratically moving lines, horizontal, vertical AND diagonal, motherfucker.  step three:  slip in some subliminal messages in a frequency that only epileptics can hear as they lay flailing and cussing on the floor in front of their tv screens, and VOILA.  an army of epileptic zombies to do ceelo & danger mouse’s twisted bidding.  GENIUS.

well i guess when you consider how easy it wld be to kill an epileptic zombie.  i mean, just walk around with a strobe light.  they’re already slow as smoke off of shit anyway, that’d just stop them in their slow ass tracks and make them EASIER to kill than they already are by rendering the one advantage they have–the huge ass number of them that they like to travel in–useless. 

so i guess maybe mtv did gnarls barkley a favor.  that was a pretty dumbass plan, ceelo and dangermouse.

take a look at the vid tho.  i dont think it’s that bad.  then again, i dont have epilepsy.  and occasional case of chronic constipation, yes.  but epilepsy, no.

the song’s a banger, too.

in retrospect, i wonder if this entry is insensitive to epileptics?  if so, i didnt mean it.  mama loves you, babies.  have a cookie.

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One response to “MTV foils Gnarls Barkley’s plot to take over the world via an army of epileptic zombies.

  1. for some reason, I couldn’t keep the screen in front of me while reading this

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