the merry folks over at SameSame, an autralian lesbigay site, have compiled a list of the 50 gayest songs of all time. i suppose it’s at least moderately thorough; they include everyone’s favorite rainbow standards, like ‘Macho Man’ and ‘YMCA’ by the Village People, ‘It’s Raining Men’ by the Weather Girls (i see you blaine and antwan!), and Madonna’s ‘Vogue.’
sadly, though, they totally skipped the steamy world or homoeroticism in american hip hop. there’s some pretty gay shit out there. they missed classics like:
.:: TI’s ‘Top Back’ remix feat Young Jeezy – “tell them f*ggot ass niggas to wrap they lips around my dick”
.:: DMX’s ‘Party Up’ – “and all you niggas thats been to jail before/suck my dick” :: “yall niggas remind me of a strip club/cause everytime you come around its like (what)/i just gotta get my dick sucked’
.:: DK Quik’s ‘Dollaz & Sense’ – “now, i never had my dick sucked by a man befo’/but you gon be the first you little trick ass hoe/then you can tell me just how it taste/but before i nut i shoot some piss in your face”
.:: Dr. Dre’s ‘Fuck with Dre Day’ (featuring Snoop Dogg)– “nigga bow down to the row/fuckin me, now im fuckin you, little hoe” :: “Luke’s bendin over/so Luke’s gettin fucked” :: “I’m hollerin 1-8-7 with my dick in your mouth, beeyatch” :: “gap teeth in your mouth/so my dick’s gots to fit/with my nuts on ur tonsils/while ur onstage rappin at ur wack ass concerts” :: “All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick/Yeah, Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick/Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick/Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah”
it dont get no mo homo than that, do it?