worldstarhiphop.com is becoming my go-to spot for ‘hip hop’ ridiculousness. and, never wanting to disappoint, i found some grade-A tomfuckery while lookin for the other banned boondocks episode (note: there’s half nekkid asses all over that site, so if you click anything in this post while at work, dont blame me for gettin fired cause im tellin u now). ladies and gentlemen: suge knight has a motherdamned reality tv show.
i have zero idea who is gonna air this tripe, and before watching the trailer i pretty much knew how its gonna go.
coffee guy: alrighty, mr. suge, here’s the skinny half cap grande mocha choca latta yaya you ordered. don’t worry about money, i paid for it myself with money from my kid’s college fund!
suge: wtf is this shit man, i asked for a skinny half cap TALL mocha choca latta yaya, motherfucker! IMA HAFTA HANDLE YOU LIKE I HANDLED PAC!!
lawyers: um suge.. that’s a no-no, remember? the no-nos we were talkin about?
suge: oh yeah yeah yeah. my bad. look man take this back and get me what i asked for, man.
coffee guy: yes sir, mr. knight!
suge: WHAT YOU CALL ME? I TOLD YOU TO ADDRESS ME AS ‘YOUR MURDEROUSNESS!’ IMA HAFTA POP YO ASS LIKE I DID BIGGIE!!
lawyers: alright, cut. we’re gonna need that tape, camera guy.
like really. next thing you know, OJ’ll be writing a confession & masquerading it as a book called ‘if i did it.’ oh, wait..