no girls has ever say no.

i wasnt even plannin an entry tonight but im sittin here watchin the flavor of love 3 finale and i just heard those words come out of flavor flav’s mouth.

“no girls has ever say no.”

…i think ive finally found r. kelly’s equally illiterate ghostwriter.

he and thing two will be happy together (its so transparent that that’s who he’s gonna pick).

‘oh flav, this is so SPESHOW!  when i seen you at the FUNEROW i was so sad inside but this moment is so ROMANTIKOW!’

OH SHIT

i was right, he just chose thing two.. and HE GAVE HER SOME GOLD TEETH

DO THEY HAVE THE GAPS IN THE UPPER AND BOTTOM ROW LIKE SHE DOES??

I CANT SEE!  DEAR LORD, I MUST SEE!

I GOT $5 FOR ANYBODY WHO CAN PROVIDE A PICTURE!  PLEASE MOSES!  PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN FOR ME!!

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3 responses to “no girls has ever say no.

  1. Why in the cold blue Hell is that show still on? There can not be that many desperate Black women in the US that this crispy fried cat turd can keep doing these shows year after year. At what point are Black women going to stop and go “There ain’t enough money in this damn universe that would get me to kiss that creature.”

    And he has to be delusional from all those years of hittin the pipe to go on the air talking about “I want a woman who loves me for me. Cause I’m Flava Flav.” knowing full and damn well these triflin heffas are looking for their 15 minutes of fame.

    I say Flava of Love 4 (God forbid there ever be such an atrocity) be filmed not in a rented mansion, but in Flav’s apartment, located in scenic His Mama’s Basement. And instead of dates to expensive restaurants and all that bull, take them to Sizzler and end the night with a tasty cup of Boone’s Farm “wine” drunk from those big, red, plastic 16oz Solo cups that they sell a quarter each and the conasto. Let’s see how many (soon to be) former strippers sign up for that.

    If they did that, THEN I’d watch it…maybe.

  2. dont cut me, but that was editing….”no girl has ever/say no”

    they do that in television all the time and always poorly 😦

  3. LOL @ boones farm.. wow. just wow.

    and von pea, iono. i was lookin away from the tv when i heard it, so u MIGHT could be right, but.. iono yo. ima hafta check out a replay cause i feel like that’s very much somethin he would say.

    let’s bet some chicken wangs on it!

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