Monthly Archives: June 2008

one of the most disgusting commercials ive ever seen (updated)

ive been meaning to write about this for a long while

THIS shit makes me want to vomit up my entire life and hopes for the future.

i trust i dont have to say why this is the nastiest most disgusting tripe i have seen in many a year.

TRIFE.

**UPDATE:  it has been brought to my attn that the vid above dont work no mo.  i cant see youtube at work (and barely at home, for that matter)… can someone tell me if either of these links involves a man sittin next to a water cooler chewin some mentos?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=btsY2-xMgzs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d2g5A4FKAmw

 

celebrities who look like unwrapped mummies.

i make this comment about quite a few people in my daily life, it seems.  and we all know, or at least should know, about the fantasticness that is men who look like old lesbians.  i think i have enough names to start a good list of celebs who look like unwrapped mummies.  if you recall, i mentioned a few in my grammy recap.  now, id like to add don imus to the list, if i havent officially done so already.

from www.iwantmedia.com

don, on the eve of his 26th birthday

like.  he’s scary.  if he really was a mummy he’d be one of those ‘i-came-back-just-to-ruin-the-whole-fucking-world’ mummy assholes, not a nice ‘i-just-came-back-to-find-my-long-lost-love-but-infortunately-that-involves-me-ruining-the-whole-fucking-world-but-im-really-sorry-for-the-inconvenience’ mummy. 

doesnt he look like one though?  i bet he’s got that embalming fluid & old brains in a jar smell, too.  kinda like dissected animals in a science lab.  sexy!

i was reminded of don’s mumminess due to a news story i seen on him while i was puttin on my drawls this morning (note:  any sexiness that comes with putting on one’s drawls is TOTALLY ZAPPED when the visage of don imus is about).  this blog has nothing to do with the new bullshit he’s in though, cause nobody on earth should be surprised.  i am unsurprised to the point of not caring.  if this is what he came back from his crypt to do, i say let him have at it, as long as it aint raisin taxes or my light bill.

anyway, id also like to official throw a hometown favorite on the CWLLUM list:  legendary coach of the University of Louisville’s men’s basketball team, Denny Crum.  that’s him on the left.

doesn’t look a day over 76 centuries old!

does anyone have any other nominations?

 

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oh, speaking of D’Angelo…

..that comeback looks a little far off if u ask me.

and to clarify:  d’angelo’s the one on the left.

 

 

pic courtesy of okp.  thanks to this guy for the heads up.

iLove the New Millenium?

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..for real?

like are they gonna do all the 20xx years, or just 2000?

am i the only one who thinks this is kind of.. stupid and premature?  like, the big entertaining factor of these ‘i love random decades’ shows is the nostalgia.  i cant feel nostalgic over somethin that just happened 8 years ago.  i tried to watch it.  i tried to care about it.  failed on both fronts.

‘hey, remember when whoopi goldberg was hostin all those award shows!?’

..yeah she just hosted another one last week, ass.

next thing you know, they’ll have a recurring show called ‘i love yesterday’

oops!  that’s ‘best week ever.’  nevermind.

VH1, GO TAKE A NAP!

i’ll go head and add this to my collection of wolf tickets.

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according to billboard.com, d’angelo is “making progress” on his new album, which will be the first since i graduated high school.  ive been outta high school for like 50 years (read:  8). 

yeah, i dont believe it.  shame on u if u fool me once.  shame on me if u fool me twice.  remember that weird ass mumble jumble wtf-is-he-saying single he put out awhile ago?  i was like okay, its cool… at least i get to hear me some d’angelo again, even if i DONT know wtf he’s sayin.  i can listen to this til the rest comes out.

lmao @ the rest.  WHERE THE FRICK IS THE REST, HUH?!

so here’s how we’ll get him out of hiding.  i present to you:  the D’Ange-Trap (patent pending).  to construct it, you’ll need one (1) REALLY big box–like super gigantic big–one (1) really big stick, at least 5 ft 6 inches; one (1) portly, scantily clad woman of approx. 250 lbs and of no taller height than 5 foot 3 inches; one (1) buffet full of Denny’s speciality; and one (1) buffet full of assorted cracks, cocaines, and pipes. 

so we put all that shit beneath the really big box, prop it up with the stick, wrap a rope around the stick and hide in wait.  D’Angelo (i assume he’s nocturnal) will likely scamper up to the bounty in the middle of the night, and when he does, WHAMO!  we pull the stick, box falls down, D’Angelo is trapped!

until he runs through all the buffets and decides to eat the box.  then he’s gone again.

Livin’ la Vida ‘Lycia: Life in the Fast Layne

isn’t that a super dope title idea for Alycia Layne’s reality show?  i thoughted of it myself!

speakin of ‘Lycia, there’s more foolishment about:  she’s suing her former employer for–you’ll never guess–defamation of character

right on, sister girl!  don’t you let them make an ass of somebody who sends scanty pictures to a married man!  don’t you let them strip you of your integrity, oh ye who smacks cops in the face and calls em dykes to boot! 

i tell you what, she looked at the entire world and was like ‘arright world, check me out, this is what’s finna happen.  im gonna act up at work and be mad when i get fired for it.  then ima assault a cop and be surprised when i get arrested for it.  THEN, you’re gonna pay my bills cause nobody’s gonna hire a cuckoling cop-beater.  and you will like it.  nay–you will LOVE it.’

move over, maya angelou.  lycia is my hero now.

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better retardedly late than never: rape declared a war crime

and it only took thousands of years!

http://www.znbc.co.zm/media/news/viewnews.cgi?category=7&id=1213955728

The UN is also setting up an inquiry to report next June on how widespread the practice is and how to tackle it.

Human-rights group hailed the resolution as historic.

The BBC’s Laura Trevelyan said China, Russia, Indonesia and Vietnam had all expressed reservations during the negotiations, asking whether rape was really a matter for the UN security council.

But the US-sponsored resolution was adopted unanimously by the 15-member council.

It described sexual violence as “a tactic of war to humiliate, dominate, instil fear in, disperse and/or forcibly relocate civilian members of a community or ethnic group”.

The document said that the violence “can significantly exacerbate situations of armed conflict and may impede the restoration of international peace and security”.

During the debate in the council, Mr. Ban said: “Responding to this silent war against women and girls requires leadership at the national level.”

“National authorities need to take the initiative to build comprehensive strategies while the UN needs to help build capacity and support national authorities and civil societies,” he added.
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