isn’t that a super dope title idea for Alycia Layne’s reality show? i thoughted of it myself!
speakin of ‘Lycia, there’s more foolishment about: she’s suing her former employer for–you’ll never guess–defamation of character.
right on, sister girl! don’t you let them make an ass of somebody who sends scanty pictures to a married man! don’t you let them strip you of your integrity, oh ye who smacks cops in the face and calls em dykes to boot!
i tell you what, she looked at the entire world and was like ‘arright world, check me out, this is what’s finna happen. im gonna act up at work and be mad when i get fired for it. then ima assault a cop and be surprised when i get arrested for it. THEN, you’re gonna pay my bills cause nobody’s gonna hire a cuckoling cop-beater. and you will like it. nay–you will LOVE it.’
move over, maya angelou. lycia is my hero now.