“when you say teenage, how old you talkin?”

OH, R. KELLY, YOU BABY-PEEIN MOTHERFUCKER.

yo. i hate r. kelly man. i fucking hate r. kelly. i just watched his “interview” on BET, and as soon as i finish this blog entry, im gonna go email toure and ask him how robert kelly’s ass tastes, because that vacant-eyed bastard was in his shit aaaall niiiiight long! (note: that’s an exaggeration, but if you factor in my hatred of r.kelly, then its VERY accurate). i mean dude! off top, first question should have been:

“so, r. kelly–why did you pee on that baby?”

second question:

“why you lie like that wasn’t you on that tape?”

the third question i’d address to the NAACP, et. al:

“why in wet water-sporting rubber-sheeted hell did you simple bitches give an image award to this joker AFTER it was establish that he likes to pee on babies? THAT WAS HIS IMAGE! a baby-pisser! do u know u gave out an award for baby-pissing??’

fourth question would be addressed to all of america, right into the camera:

hey kids!  get your very own r. kelly doll, now with spastic kungfu bladder!

hey kids! get your very own r. kelly doll, now with spastic kungfu bladder!

“…WHAT IN THE BALLS?!”

TOURE! YOU SOFT, N!GGA! I FEEL ASHAMED ON YOUR MOTHER’S BEHALF! you shoulda crucified that ol barely legal, call-me-daddy, sex zoo singin, functionally illiterate, kid pissing sumbitch.
in response to why people were charging that there were issues with kelly to look for (by his brother and employees), r’s explanation was basically that they were mad because he fired them. everybody wants a piece of r. kelly, he said, and when he doesn’t give it to them, they take it. don’t listen to them, he says.

..N!GGA. WE AINT LISTENIN TO THEM. WE LISTENIN TO THE VIDEOTAPE THAT YO ASS WAS IN, PEEIN ON BABIES ALL WILLY NILLY. WE SAW IT. EVERYBODY FUCKING SAW IT. digitized mole my big, supple, soft, deliciously moisturized ASS!

oh, and the crowning glory, my loves. toure asks him if he likes teenagers. kell’s response:

“when you say teenage, how old you talkin?”

….DAMNATION!

oh, and check THIS shit out. he kept talkin abt how this episode has made him stronger and strengthened his writing skills.

YOU CANT READ. BY PROXY, YOU DONT HAVE NO WRITING SKILLS. LITERALLY.

okay, that last bit was 100% grade A hate, no fillers, no chasers. but fuck him, yo! he deserves it! i hate r. kelly! pied piper. PIED FKING PIPER! like…. $@$!@#$!#$%$^

let me get out of this entry and go find somebody with some pressure pills b/c mine is UP right now, i swear to bob.

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5 responses to ““when you say teenage, how old you talkin?”

  1. sweet baby Jehovah, I am Maria Chang, and I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

  2. dude. i was getting worried that im the only one outraged over this.

    i guess you and i are the only people in the blog-o-sphere who dont agree with peein on babies.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!

  3. i heard big tigger on wpgc taking phone calls on the radio the day after this aired, and he was mad that *he* didn’t get to interview r. kelly… like on some, “that’s-my-boy, i-would’ve-gotten-all-the-juicy-info-out-of-him” type shit.

    but on the real, i didn’t ever see the video. i don’t approve of peeing on people in any circumstance, LOL, but that isn’t going to make me throw my tp-2 cd like a frisbee into fireplace.

    it’s bootleg, anyway.

  4. see i dont understand this. it makes my stomach turn to hear that man’s voice after knowing what kind of dirty motherfucker he is. i can’t listen to his music anymore, and i tend to judge people who DO (nothing personal, of course, just standard brokey mcprotocal)

    BREAK THE CHAIN, MY BROTHA! RISE UP! LOOK AT THE DEVIL AND CALL HIM THE LIAR HE IS!!

  5. I came back for another laugh. Yup, still works.

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