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lmao. i love these damn things. i found them @ a site/blog called aidsvertising.com but unfortunately it was only in operation for two months. if you’re reading, aidsvertisers, come back!
click to make em bigger!
lmao. i love these damn things. i found them @ a site/blog called aidsvertising.com but unfortunately it was only in operation for two months. if you’re reading, aidsvertisers, come back!
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of course, i was glue to american idol last night, seeing as how the auditions of the night were held in my grand ol hometown of Louisville, Ky. don’t get me wrong. as soon as i was able i ran like hell away from that city in search of more exciting places and things, hence me currently living in Philadelphia. but make no mistake, i looooooooooves me some Louisville AND some Kentucky and will smack all your mothers in the mouths if you say anything too slick about it. on my ‘smack ur mama’ list this morning: simon, paula, new judge girl, and randy.
so this kid auditions right. actually seemed like a nice guy. prototypical corn fed good ol boy. he had a bit of… i dunno, nervousness about him–or maybe i said he had an air about him that could very well make others nervous. he seemed just a little.. i dont know. not creepy, but… he said he almost died about 5 times in his life, crashing through stuff and falling off of stuff and whatnot. i can only assume that there were some head injuries sprinkled around in there, and he seemed to have a bit of a tick or something. he didn’t stay still very long. i guess that could be off-putting.
anyway, kid’s name is mark mudd, jr., great-great-some odd grandson of dr. samuel mudd, who patched up the ankle of john wilkes booth after he broke it jumpin off the balcony of ford’s theatre after killing president lincoln. i thought that was awesome. only because im a history nerd, though. **note: mark mudd and ryan seacrest incorrectly told america that the whole grandfather incident is where we get the expression “my/your name is mud” from. that’s actually incorrect. teach the babies right, america.
so anyway, he sings and he sucks. the judges, per usual, are pretty rude, laughin in his face and all, but he actually takes it pretty well. good ol southern gentleman for you. very gracious. before he leaves, he’s even kind enough to turn to them and say “be careful,” and here is where our bullshittery begins.
i’m at work right now, so i cant see this link; its supposed to be a link to mudd’s audition. can someone click it and let me know if it works, please?
if it works: omg did u see that shit??
if it didnt work, here’s what happened: so mudd turns to them and says “be careful” and the judge motherfuckers start flippin out!! “be careful? is that a threat? be careful of what?? that’s not a normal thing to say to someone! i’m calling out of work tomorrow!”
what idiots! what ignorant idiots! he wasnt threatening them, he was saying “take care.” it’s quite a normal part of your complete parting words. “alright then, i’ll talk to you later. yall be careful, hear?” just generally. whatever you finna go, whatever you finna do, be careful & take care of urself. dumb bitches.
i was also mad at all the rustic, country ass imagery they kept splicing in with shots of the city, effectively making it look like there are horse farms in downtown louisville. fyi – there are no horse farms in downtown louisville. there are buildings. and paved roads. just like any other city.
overall, this was a pretty cringeworthy visit. the “talent” was terrible, and its makin us look bad because 75% of them jokers werent even from louisville!
sigh. maybe next time, ‘Ville.
edit – if that link didnt work, i’m sure this one does.
*pic of louisville via this awesome guy.
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so i was all set to hop on to wordpress today and type about how stunning michelle looked last night. because it’s true, she really really did look stunning. i was very pleased to see that she stayed away from crazy ass betsey johnson’s designs. she looked phenomenal, as i’m sure you’ve noticed; i thought her first outfit of the day was atually kind of old lady-ish, but apparently i’m the only one who think s so, so it’s prolly just in my head. she looked gorgeous in her jason wu, too.. so refreshing to see women in the political world NOT cooped up in pantsuits. let them sexy shoulders breathe girl!
i have to report, though, that someone showed ‘chelle up last night. oh yes lord–jill biden COMPLETELY stole the show.
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omg. not enough is being said about this dress. it is GORGEOUS! i much prefer this dress to the gown michelle wore (while it was a lovely gown, might i remind you), and i actually would have loved to see michelle in something like this–her skin would carry that color so well.
jill definitely rocked it though. it was designed by Reem Acra, whom i have never heard of. i hope her buisness jumps through the roof after this though, cause Reem is apparently doin the damn thing. it just brightens everything; i never noticed that jill was such a beautiful woman until this gown. i mean everything was on point, hair, makeup, all that. kudos! kudos all around!
this, according to this guy, is what took down that plane that crash landed in the hudson yesterday. this is in response to my question: wtf kind of bird WAS that??
after seeing these pics of planes damaged after hitting birds @ the huffington post… i kinda think he could be absolutely right.
dude. is sam the eagle flyin around up there or somethin??
for shit’s sake, what is wrong with these birds? when they’re on the ground, if u run at them, make a loud noise in their general direction, or attempt to call it close while singing a sweet negro spiritual, what does it do? has a bitchfit & runs the other way. but apparently when they feathery little asses get up in the air and see a huge, HUGE, loud, grumbling, metal, monstrous looking son of a bitch, they choose to hold off on the escaping, giving those huge vortexes called engines enough time to suck them in to the plane’s path.
i dont feel sorry for you, birds. not one bit do i feel sorry for you.
monster in a wheelchair
monster in a wheelchair
if we run up this hill, i bet we’ll be safe
from the monster in a wheelchair
for some reason this randomly crept into my head. it’s high on the list for me, right up there with my hands are bananas. the classics never die!
Posted in entertainment, random, videos
yeah. this is another bad girls club entry.
so, i just caught this week’s episode last night. spoiler: kayla is gone. and this, in my opinion, is potentially one of the most shameful exits ive witnessed in reality tv-dom.
at the top of the episode, the girls participate in some challenge where they walk the streets in lingerie and see who can get the shop the most customers or something. i didnt see all of that part. i did see that amber m. won, and kayla made this face, signifying that she was upset abt that. so amber m. gets money, everybody else gets nothing. whatever tho, it’s seemingly forgotten.
later they take a self-defense class. they all effectively whoop the holy loving shitfire out of the instructor. all except for kayla, who seems really timid and insecure and barely even touched the guy. (take notes, kiddies; there’s a pop quiz later).
Posted in Bad Girls Club, entertainment, reality tv
Tagged entertainment, reality tv, The Bad Girls Club
so. im not sure how many of you out there are on twitter, but given the uberconnectivity of you kids in this day and age, i’d be willing to bet it’s a good enough number. i, too, get on the twitter on occasion, via both my cellphone box and my internet machine. ive made a technological step up & added my tweet feed to this blog, which you can find over there at the left, on the bottom *points*
anyway, if you’re up on twitter, you may also be up on secrettweet. its pretty much what it sounds like; people send anonymous tweets to this account and they’re posted, anonymously. im finding that most of them have to do with sex and STDs which, while entertaining, can be REALLY fucking scary. other than that, the tweets are pretty much… depressing. i mean you got folk tweetin about how they’re dying and nobody cares, or how much they hate their parents, or how they’re ready to just end it all. heavy stuff.
ive never been a @secrettweet follower for that reason, but i do drop by the webpage and see what’s happenin there on occassion, and im noticing a trend: this recession is REAL. omg, like so many of ppl’s secrets have to do with money issues and woes. u might cld get some reliable recession statistics from this!
these jokers are related. some kind of cousins or somethin. they have to be. look at that, they look so much alike! look at they noses! LOOK!! you cannot TELL me that they dont share some blood somewhere.
am i the only one who sees it?? has anyone else ever thought/wondered this??
i bet they do that shit in texas yo. that’s not southern hate, b/c i loves my south, lawd knows i do, but texas man.. i bet they aristocrats marry each other all the time on some ‘keep the power in the family and away from the mexicans’ shit.
i’m callin it. they cousins. or somethin.
omg. i saw this while i was at home and turned into the biggest girl what with the ‘AWWWWWW!’s and the ‘OMG HOW CUTE IS THAT??!!’s. i havent seen it on the air up here in philly so i guess this may be new to some east coasters. or not. i dont care, i just thought it was adorable.