Monthly Archives: January 2009

tweeting the recession

so.  im not sure how many of you out there are on twitter, but given the uberconnectivity of you kids in this day and age, i’d be willing to bet it’s a good enough number.  i, too, get on the twitter on occasion, via both my cellphone box and my internet machine.  ive made a technological step up & added my tweet feed to this blog, which you can find over there at the left, on the bottom *points*

anyway, if you’re up on twitter, you may also be up on secrettweet.  its pretty much what it sounds like; people send anonymous tweets to this account and they’re posted, anonymously.  im finding that most of them have to do with sex and STDs which, while entertaining, can be REALLY fucking scary.  other than that, the tweets are pretty much… depressing.  i mean you got folk tweetin about how they’re dying and nobody cares, or how much they hate their parents, or how they’re ready to just end it all.  heavy stuff.

ive never been a @secrettweet follower for that reason, but i do drop by the webpage and see what’s happenin there on occassion, and im noticing a trend:   this recession is REAL.  omg, like so many of ppl’s secrets have to do with money issues and woes.  u might cld get some reliable recession statistics from this! 


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i will not be told differently.

these jokers are related.  some kind of cousins or somethin.  they have to be.  look at that, they look so much alike!  look at they noses!  LOOK!!  you cannot TELL me that they dont share some blood somewhere.

am i the only one who sees it??  has anyone else ever thought/wondered this??

i bet they do that shit in texas yo.  that’s not southern hate, b/c i loves my south, lawd knows i do, but texas man.. i bet they aristocrats marry each other all the time on some ‘keep the power in the family and away from the mexicans’ shit.

i’m callin it.  they cousins.  or somethin.

cutest commercial ive seen in awhile of the day

omg.  i saw this while i was at home and turned into the biggest girl what with the ‘AWWWWWW!’s and the ‘OMG HOW CUTE IS THAT??!!’s.  i havent seen it on the air up here in philly so i guess this may be new to some east coasters.  or not.  i dont care, i just thought it was adorable.

im tired of being the center of attention! (c) naked, drunk, screaming crying girl

so i caught the latest episode of the bad girls’ club on oxygen, and i think its been the most substantial yet.  (editor’s note:  i am very ashamed that i just referred to something in the world of trashy reality tv as ‘substantial.’  i will have a long talk with God about this at my earliest convenience).  the past episodes have pretty much been chock full of screaming, crying bitchfights.  this episode contained… screaming, crying bitchfights.  BUT!  the ones doing the bitchfighting were a bit different this time, and i had the *uber* pleasure of seeing the screamingest, cryingest, bitchfightingest one finally get shut the fuck down and shut the fuck up for once.

before we laugh at that hen though, let’s laugh at this one!

this is the slightly less annoying amber who is uncontrollably attracted to douchebags and drama when it comes to the male sex.  so she finds some completely disgusting-faced dick at a bar who has arms the size of fucking tree logs, i swear to bob, who she says she likes because he reminds her of her ex, who was also a douche.  okay, whatever.  so she takes dude home with her or invites him over one night or something and i mean, this dude REALLY sucks.  he just sucks.  he looks stupid and says stupid things and looks REALLY stupid and he just sucks.  oh, he also lives with his ex-girlfriend.  LOL.  knowing this,  guess who gives it up?

bust it baby amber!  wooooooooooo!

that’s not the best part though.  the best part comes the next day when she’s surrounded by all the girls venting, pretty much talkin about how she’s too good for him and this that and the other, and their rationale is pretty much ‘you didnt fuck him, so you have all the power.’

BWAAAHAHAHAAA!  this broad was all on nightvision camera, face down ass up & everything.  but she just nodded her head like ‘yeah, no, of course i didnt give it up!’  even got a blog talkin abt how she kept her legs closed.  lol.  do you know that this is a tv show??  did no one tell her?  does she think that the cameras are actually really big bugs buzzing around or something??

this entry will definitely be filed under ‘LOL @ your life.’  okay, let’s laugh at the other girl now!!

so KC has issues.  inferiority issues, acceptance issues.  just issues all over the damn place.  she’s definitely the most dramatic, the loudest, the angriest.  she came up in the house like ‘i’m runnin these little girls around here, fuck that.’  and for the most part she kinda did.  she sure didnt last nite tho!

tiffany, the other black girl in the house, has been pretty calm and quiet, and in this episode she explains why:  ‘ive been quiet because i dont argue, i FIGHT.’  her patience had apparently been growin short w/ KC and it came to a head when KC completely bitchflipped after her dress ripped while they were out @ a club.  lol yo.. this broad gets in the limo and takes her clothes off.  all of them.  she is ass nekkid in the limo, screamin, cryin, mad at all the girls like they pulled them off her or somethin.  tiff tries to get her to stfu and KC–naked, screaming, flailing completely of her own will KC–says:

i’m tired of being the center of attention!

l.  o.  l.  she either doesnt know the definition of ‘irony’ or was too naked to appreciate it that night.  but come on.  really?

this was pretty much tiffany’s reaction and when they get home, she lets KC HAVE IT.  all the other chicks in the house are scared of her, iont care what they say.  they scared.  tiff went straight back to chicago tho, took her shoes off, squared up and omg.

KC got quiet!


seriously, she made this face: 

and then she softly said to tiffany:  “goodnight.”

to which tiff replied:  I AINT GOIN TO SLEEP, BITCH.

lmao.  i loved it.  i loved it a little too much.

am i still the only one watching this show??

happy new year! + an introduction to louisville

hi, babies!!

this feels weird!  i havent blogged in like 100 years!  im so sorry ive been treating yall like redheaded stepchildren, but what am i supposed to do??  dont NOBODY in my family have red hair.  also, ive been away on vacation in the beautiful semi-midwest/sort of  south in my hometown of louisville, ky where they apparently don’t have the internet yet.  no, they have it, my mama nem are just usin a dinosaur of a computer that stops working if you breathe on it too hard.   i had a great time and im still sort of homesick 😦  i even miss my dad.  i dont even like my dad.  

it was good times though.  now im back in philly, feeling refreshed and ready to change my life so that i may finally achieve my dream of graduating from Brokey McPoverty to Richy von Moneyheimer.  i dont really have a plan for that.  but!  i do have lots of ambition and determination that will hopefully make this blog the happenin spot it used to be.  this year i have resolved to get my hair in order, reclaim my  ‘girl, i will give you my WHOLE paycheck!!’ figure, and write more, here and elsewhere.  swurrdagaah! (that’s louisvillian for ‘swear to god’).  i’d like to kick it off by sharing this short video with you as an introduction to louisville, while i’m sort of on the topic.

so, if any of you, online or off, have ever heard me refer to something as ‘so louisville,’ this is essentially what i mean.  this is an actual ad actually running on actual television right now.  the footage speaks for itself.

son in jail?  call wadell!  daughter in jail?  tough tits!

lol how can u not love that?  can someone explain to me how you can not love that?