about this ‘octomom’ business.


pictured (l to r): nadya suleman, misplaced anger, pomp, circumstance, unneccessary drama, hot air, lack of better things to do, overinflated lips, jack black

dear everybody:

please shut the fuck up.

i mean honestly.  i agree, she’s quite batty.  the decisions she made aren’t decisions that i would make.  in fact, i have plans to assemble a band of musically inclined (or not) individuals which i will front, name ourselves Gun-Jumpin’ Johnny and the Poor Decisions, and our first album will be entitled “Nadya Reeeaaaally Fucked Up” and the whole album will be about all the bad decisions she has made in her life.  what i will NOT do, however, is:

-bitch and moan and whine about the website she just set up asking for donations

-make donations to her website because fuck her, i didnt tell her to have them babies

-make death threats (yo, wtf?)

-stand outside her house protesting and looking like a dumbass

now i’ll say again, im not speaking out in defense of nadya suleman.  i’m speaking out in defense of my sensibilities because america seems to find a new way to offend them every damn day.  death threats?  seriously?  wtf is wrong with you people?

if u dont wanna donate, dont donate.  don’t even go to the damn website; i didnt.  im not even gonna link that shit here.  that’s my protest and it suits me just fine.  do you just want something to be mad about?  because if so, there’s still the matter of a certain unarmed hancuffed man executed by a cop in california that could use a good dose of rage.  where were your protests then?  where are they now?  yall get pissed over some babies bein born, but life is lost, again in a totally outrageous yet familiar way, and where yall at?


the back of this sign better read 'POLICIES STOP SHOOT BLACKMAN'

this bitch had some babies & it’s bedlam.  lmao.  gimmie a break!

yall talkin bout death threats.. you know there are punishments worse than death, right?  god already took care of the punishment part:  she has FOURTEEN CHILDREN.  if that aint punishment, then sweet christ on a cruiseship, i dont want to know what is.

for real, all i ask from here out is that some sort of board or watchgroup be set up to make sure that she doesnt take any of the donations she does get and put it on any more wack ass plastic surgery.

other than that?  stfu.  thanks in advance.


12 responses to “about this ‘octomom’ business.

  1. That must be the father.

  2. yea. one good thing about being in japan is that no one here is talking about/ gives a fuck.

  3. I agree with this post 1000%. And I wanna add that these protesters and death threat makers are sicker than she is. Do they really want to do this woman harm or have her do harm to herself? Then there will be 14 wards of the state that we will have to pay for anyway. NO GOOD can come out of making threats to this woman…think about the women that go through post-partum and end up killing their children…think about the father who was told he should “blow his brains out” and killed his entire family and himself, all because of some words.

    DO they really want that blood on their hands?

  4. I’m *so* stealing “sweet Christ on a cruise ship,” FYI.

    Oh… and I completely agree with your assessment. Ultimately, I’ve not figured out why people care so much.

  5. Babys? Or babies? If that is the father then those kids are in trouble.

  6. Thank you, just another distraction from the media designed expressly for the masses.

  7. yeah, i thought people would be rioting on the streets when a bunch of people were dying from no clean water in my city after the hurricane. turns out people just don’t give a shit, i reckon. it was a bitter pill to swallow to say the least.

  8. hardly on twitter, not updating your blog, you ain’t out getting pregnant with eight kids, is you?? you got stalkers scared.

  9. i’m with you. i don’t know why the fuck everyone is so pissed at her. don’t be pissed at life, be pissed at death. and don’t waste your time ridiculing her, because chances are she’s about to make serious bank off of this from some private institution and your old weathered poor dumb ass will still be broke as shit. but at least you’ll have your principle.

  10. To be fair, I think people have legitimate beef with her for having 14 kids AND not working AND collecting 6 figs in welfare & disability. She’s become a poster child for a welfare system many find too generous and wasteful. People are mad because they’re hurting economically, and their tax dollars are supporting Nadya’s horrible decisions.

    Obviously, death threats are overboard, but I wouldn’t say their anger is completely unfounded.

  11. im just happy she’s not black. fuck whatcha heard!

    but you know youre doing bad when illiterate mexicans are protesting………lol………………”you know you done fucked up, right?”

  12. bubblin' brown shuga

    nadya or no nadya you would be spending or losing (however u wanna word it) the same dollar amount in taxes. so yes, “their” anger is unfounded and misdirected. especially the illiterate mexican who aint paid a dam thing to a dam soul—not his mexican govertment and not this american one.

    dont fall for the okie doke.

    plus, nadya is about to come up on some change. her father was on oprah last week.

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