Monthly Archives: August 2009

dopplegangers.

kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta looks like Hatchetface from ‘Crybaby.’

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thing i hope doesnt exist anymore of the day

if you can’t read the text, it says:

The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love. Once you feel the sensuous delight of the furry Love Rug, you’ll never go back to an ordinary bed again.  As you stroke, it strokes.  The incredibly soft, furlike fibers caress your bodies from head to toe.  It’s almost like having another lover there with the two of you.  The Love Rug is as beautiful to look at as it is to feel.  Only another animal of its stripe could tell that it wasn’t real fur.  Only$150 for you favorite animal texture.  Choose Mink, Lynx, or Jaguar.  But be sure to order now!

LOL.  don’t this sound like some shit from ‘Anchorman?’  i put money on it that dude wore Sex Panther to the photoshoot.  (from rad-dudes.com)

lol. cant wait to hear microsoft’s explanation

after they “look into the details of this situation” (swiped this from GD @ PostBourgie):

Microsoft apologizes for altering photo to edit black man out of picture

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Wednesday, August 26th 2009, 11:35 AM

MicrosoftMicrosoft has apologized over doctoring the photo.

LOS ANGELES — Software giant Microsoft Corp. is apologizing for altering a photo on its Web site to change the race of one of the people shown in the picture.

A photo on the Seattle-based company’s U.S. Web site shows two men, one Asian and one black, and a white woman seated at a conference room table. But on the Web site of Microsoft’s Polish business unit, the black man’s head has been replaced with that of a white man. The color of his hand remains unchanged.

The photo editing sparked criticism online. Some bloggers said Poland‘s ethnic homogeneity may have played a role in changing the photo.

“We are looking into the details of this situation,” Microsoft spokesperson Lou Gellos said in a statement Tuesday.

“We apologize and are in the process of pulling down the image.”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/08/26/2009-08-26_microsoft_apologizes_for_altering_photo_to_edit_black_man_out_of_picture.html#ixzz0PJygsvDz

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are they so wrong tho?  are they simply knowing their audience?  when’s the last time you met a black man from Poland?

the 5 best things about the move

a lot of folks have been asking me how the big more has gone (if you’re just tuning in, i moved back to my homeland of Louisville, KY, after living in Philly, PA for about four years); how i like it, how things are goin, etc etc.  i don’t know what it is about me, but sometimes i have, like, a mental block that keeps me to responding to comments and questions online and stuff.  i can’t explain it but sometimes its just hard for me to do.  so, for the convenience of all you nosey bastards out there, i decided to comprise a quick list of the 5 best and 5 worst things about the move, beginning with the best things and in no particular order:

ONE:the lower cost of living! in this economy, who wouldn’t enjoy having to pay less money to do necessary shit like eat, drink, have fun, and generally live?  nobody, that’s who!  no clearly, my broke ass hasn’t really had a chance to get out there and be too active on the capitalist playground, but i’m sure its common knowledge that smaller cities mean generally cheaper costs on generally general things.  allow me to offer as an illustration these two craigslist ads, the first for a 1 bedroom apartment near the University of Pennsylvania in Philly, the second a 1 bedroom apartment near the University of Louisville in a similar neighborhood.  and i’ll throw in a third: a TWO bedroom apartment in a similar Louisvillian neighborhood.  not too shabby, eh?  if i ever find a fricken job, i living here could get me to Richy von Moneyheimer status before we know it!

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Perry Bible Fellowship comic of the day

G.D. over at PostBourgie reminded me of how awesome these comics are.  check em out!

i like keyshia cole.

i really do.  i think she’s got a great voice.  but wtf was goin on in her life when this happened?

good thing she was singin this in a church cause it sounds like sister was in great need of some blessing.  its like she just learned the song 15 mintues before she went to sing it. i have a feeling that the pianist kicked in not for effect, but to help her find the melody.

but, still nowhere as bad as o-mazing grace.  she at least knew the words!

dancing with the professional dancers

so this year’s ‘dancing with the stars’ lineup was announced and i kinda scratched my head at it.  i dont really watch the show, but i know enough about it to think that there may be something a little fishy about mya being in this season’s cast.

the girl’s a professional dancer!  right??  that’s her thing.  is that fair to the other contestants, who include a snowboarder, a huge champion mma fighter, a teenage witch and a pair of teeth with legs?  hardly seems fair, no?  they dont mention mya’s training as a dancer on their page.  conspiracy?  cahoots?  it makes one scratch the chin!

everybody seems to be more surprised by former house majority leader tom delay‘s inclusion in the cast, but let me tell you what.  he just may be the one to watch for, because david gregory showed us all on the Today show that fuddy duddies in starched suits can get DOWN with they bad selfs!  matter fact, they should have put *him* in the cast.  id watch every show, faithfully.

a wolf in shakira’s clothing

okay so yall remember when shakira could dance?

turns out that was all just lies and propaganda.  or maybe we just assumed that all the hip rolling and shaking stuff she did meant that if she ever had to do any other dancing, she’d be good at it.

well.  i just watch what i think is her latest video, ‘she wolf,’ and…

before i continue with my hate, let me point out the great things about this video.  she looks GREAT.  and the stuff in the cage (for the most part)?  very sexy.  okay, that’s all the good there is.

she looks INSANE!!  lol!  did someone choreograph this??  like take time to actually map out and time these moves?  i think maybe she just had everybody so fooled by the hip action that they were like ‘okay so for this video, we’re gonna have shakira dancing.  that’s pretty much it, she’s just gonna dance.  maybe we should get a choreographer?  nah, she’s shakira!  she can dance!  we’ll just let her wing it!’  and this is what they got.  now ive taken the liberty to point out some of her best moves.

at around the 0:35 mark, we get a good 5 seconds of the Vagina Slice

at 0:55 we get some kind of bizarro crazy modified version of crumping

we get a little more at 1:12

2:48 gives us some kind of weird arm action that i cant even think of an inventive name for

and as a big finale we’re treated to some batshit interpretive dance of some sort.

…if i ever walk in a club and catch one of yall dancin like this, ima whoop your ENTIRE ass.  promise.

oh and also the song is ass.  what’s with the tired little ‘awoooooooo’ wolf noise?  lol.  shakira, i hereby sentence you to a nap in hopes that you’ll wake up with some good sense.

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that’s how we do it in louisville, son!

hes got 99 problems but a bitch aint.... oh wait, make that 100 problems.

he's got 99 problems but a bitch aint.... oh wait, make that 100 problems.

louisville doesn’t have any pro sports teams.  this may or may not be the reason behind why people here are so fanatical about college sports, particularly the university of louisville (that’s who all the cool louisvillians root for.. the lame loser dummies tend to go for UK).

i dunno how many people outside the region have been following this but.. rick pitino, u of l men’s basketball coach, is in some shit that i find pretty hilarisad (hilarious + sad.  keep up!).  i was told some details abt this scandal last night, and today was slipped a link to a NY Times article about it by a friend.  im sharing it because i really want to give you guys a picture of louisville and how it works.  this is a good snapshot.  this is how we get down in louisville.  we have supposedly open marriages and bang broads in the back of our restaurants and get them pregnant and then pay for their abortions and then get extorted for it all.  side note:  dont you hate it when people do that?  put completely random shit on their hometowns?  ‘that’s how we do it in nap-town, man!  we dont play!  we smack people in the face for NOTHIN!  that’s just what we do!’  ‘who, me?  yeah, i threw a block of cheese at her head.  why?  because shit, that’s how we do it in milwaukee, yo!  we throw blocks of cheese at people, that’s just how we get down!’

anyway.  all that happened/is happening to rick pitino at the moment.  its all detailed in the article.  what isnt in the article, though, is that after the extorting broad in question started getting a little too clingy, she was pretty much passed on to rick’s equipment manager, who subsequently wifed her up.  three years later, wifey catches equipment manager doin the grown-up dance with rick pitino’s son, then tries to use that to her advantage.  that’s what the streets are sayin, anyway.  but i aint one to gossip, so you aint heard that from me!  no you havent!

and i just heard on the news that pitino could lose his job over all this due to a morality clause in his contract.  lol.  what a dummy.