craigslist + job searching in a small city = :(


so if you pay attention to the ridiculousness that goes on around here, i appreciate you.  i also assume that you know that i moved outta philly back home to louisville, kentucky, and that im jobless as a motherfreaker right now.  been job searchin in the daytime with a flashlight and in the night time with a… flashlight (sometimes my metaphors don’t work all the way right) and comin up empty handed.

now back in philly, i had a GREAT job.  omg.  best job ever in the world in the history of life.  i found it via craigslist.  i also think i found my apartment via craigslist too when i first got to the city.  i thought it was so cool man.. so many people used it, and it made life really convenient.  shopping, selling, searching, craigslist was *it*.

so i get home and when i start my search, i immediately head to craigslist.  not as much goin on for louisville’s craigslist as there is for philly’s, but there were some really good lookin jobs up there!  i felt confident that i, with all my talent, charms, and wit, wouldn’t be without a job long.

FOUR WEEKS LATER.  i am still living in my mama’s attic watchin tv court shows in my sweats all day.  wtf, craigslist!??!

the problem is that craigstlist here just doesn’t get as much play, which is fine.  but the REAL problem is that most of the positions that get put up there are scams, people who try to weasel you out of your contact information so they can send you information on shit you don’t want any damn information about.  its a really, really cruel thing to do in this day and age.. days and days and days of searching pass quietly without so much as an email or call to say ‘we don’t want your black ass working for us,’ and finally you get an email expressing interest.  you get all excited only to find that you’re then asked about your interest in taking online classes  at the university of phoenix.  rage, anger, and considerable waves of curse words follow immediately after.

after awhile it gets pretty easy to spot them.  like this one?  the misplaced question mark gives it away… ive noticed that a lot of good sounding leads that actually lead nowhere had similarly placed question marks.  and a quick google of a line or two of the text in these ads shows that the same ad has been placed in the craigslistings in other cities.  or they’ll have a link to some shady lookin bogus website in the body of the ad.  or they’ll offer good money for a part time job in which telecommuting is okay, aka – they’re too good to be true.  id gotten good at dodging them, but i slipped up one day last week and fell for the okie doke, replying to one such ad.  i got this in response the next day:

Hello Tracy

Thank you for your interest. At the moment, we have received lots
of interested parties.
Next step is required for all candidates.
Click on the link:
Fill in your name and email so we can contact you for an interview.
You will be notified within 48 hours.

Thank You,

the BS link gave it away instantly.  i didnt even have to go to the site to know it was a scam, but i did, and was met with some work from home crap.  though i knew it was probably sent by a bot and any response i sent would go unanswered, i decided to reply anyway.  cause i was pissed off and had something to say.  so, i sent this:

Dear Cindy:

There must be some mistake.  I am interested in the position you listed regarding being a dental assistant in downtown Louisville, KY, not to have my time wasted by some spamming work-from-home scam.  I’m sure this is just a mistake though, and I know this because with a name like Cindy, you’d never do something so malicious as raising the hopes of someone looking for a job in this economy, when it is almost impossible to so much as get an interview, just so that you can send out some information about career training at DeVry or new super improved Snuggies or something.  You’re a good person, Cindy!  I’m sure you already know this, but your name is a diminutive form of the name Cynthia, which is a Latinized version of the Greek name Kynthia, which means “woman from Kynthos.”  Mount Kynthos is the mountain on which the goddess of the Moon, Artemis, was born.  See?  By name, you are associated with both the moon and a mountain!  Moons and mountains are very regal, constant things.  When you see the moon or a mountain, you look at them and say: hey.  That’s a moon/mountain.  Neither of them could mislead you if they wanted to.  Do you know how foolish the moon would look dressed in a tomato costume, trying to convince people that it was a tomato?  It would look pretty foolish.  Or can you imagine a mountain dressed as Jack Nicholson, running around yelling ‘HEEEERE’S JOHNNY!’  Ridiculous!  Also, mountains can’t even talk.  So it’d be REALLY extra ridiculous due to that alone.

Anyway, Cindy, you didn’t mean to send me to this ridiculous site and prey on my pesky need to make money with which to eat and live and such things in a time when doing things like eating and living is nearly impossible for some.  You’re too constant and regal and mountainous to do that.  Kindly direct me to valid instructions on how to continue to pursue the dental assistant job.  I appreciate it!  May God bless your truthful, honest soul!


Brokey Boomeisha-Ann McPoverty

no response.  but i felt a little better.

9 responses to “craigslist + job searching in a small city = :(

  1. fantastic reply!

    (those fuckers)

  2. A+ post would read again.
    I hope things work out for you back at home. Good luck on the job search.


  3. LOL at that reply–best thing ive read in a while. i knew you moved but didnt realize you MOOOOVED all the way back there. hope its been good to be home otherwise

  4. I always tell ppl if it sounds too good to be true, on CL, it probably is.
    I had a friend who woke up one morning having a not so bright day, and responded to an ad…gave the man all of her info…for this supposed ‘assistant’ job…a few days later, there’s a check at my door for $5k, that he wanted her to cash!?!?

    Oh and when we called the bank to report it, they didn’t want to have anything to do with it!

  5. LMAO I feel the same way about Craigslist and Apartment searches. So far, about 20% of the ads I click on are fakes, and that’s AFTER I weed through the obvious ones. Not cool.

  6. Hilarious response, I too feel your pain.

  7. I did a post similar to this one. Craigslist is pretty sucky these days. Good for you for calling that spammer out on her ish. Love your blog!

  8. Craigslist Traffic Bot is what I use to Auto Post.It’s 20 times faster than CL BOT PRO

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