okay, some background to this video. obviously lizards can’t talk. and obviously this is not a real lizard. the audio is real though; it’s apparently somebody trippin all over himself on acid and just talking completely crazy. i find this to be excruciatingly hilarious.
this guy thinks he’s Captain Knots. thinks he’s Captain Tyin-Knots.
who’s this guy, Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloon Hands, over here.