Monthly Archives: November 2009

reason you doomed the earth to hell of the day

i’m looking at you, girl dressed up as a slutty nurse/fairy tale character/librarian/truck driver/cancer patient.  you thought u were being cute?  you were actually opening the portal to hell.  hope you’re happy.

‘this is it’: a slightly emo review

sooooooooo.  went to check out MJ’s ‘This is It’ last night.  i guess i don’t have to worry about spoiling the film because we all know how it ends 😦

there’s actually not too much to say about the actual film footage.  it was what it was: a nicely edited collection of video recorded rehearsals of what was to be his sold out 50 performance show.  it is edited in such a way that you feel like you feel like you’re being taken through the show, starting at the first song michael wanted to do and ending with the song he chose to close.  mike says that he’s not really singing because he has to save his voice, and it looks like he’s putting forth little effort when it actually comes to singing.  but light singing for mike is normal singing for anyone else, and i didn’t realize that he wasn’t really giving it his all til he said so.  we get to see what the set design would have looked like and the vignettes that would have been shown throughout the show.  it was neat.  and it was sad, because u do know how the story ends.  its sort of like watching captured video of the first 8 months of a woman’s pregnancy, all the excitement and preparation, all the while knowing that that baby would never ever take its first breath.

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video of the day: drinking out of cups

okay, some background to this video.  obviously lizards can’t talk.  and obviously this is not a real lizard.  the audio is real though; it’s apparently somebody trippin all over himself on acid and just talking completely crazy.  i find this to be excruciatingly hilarious.

this guy thinks he’s Captain Knots.  thinks he’s Captain Tyin-Knots.

who’s this guy, Mr. Balloons.  Mr. Balloon Hands, over here.

HILARIOUS!

happy 40th birthday, Sesame Street!

i can’t freakin believe this show is still on.  how awesome is that.  a lot has changed since i was a kid.  they done had muppets with HIV and everything, and now they’re prolly teachin kids how to not get molested on the interwebs.  amazing.  anyway, in tribute, i wanted to do a short list of 5 of my favorite songs that i remember from the show.  i was going to do my top 10 faves, but the pressure was just too great 😦

my affinity for funk, r&b & 80s music has clearly dominated the top 3/5s of the list.  it starts two traditional faves though:

5.  ‘Rubber Ducky’ – Ernie – adulthood taints everything.  in listening to this as a 27 year old, i felt some kinda way hearin Ernie sing about findin somethin ‘short and yellow and chubby’ in the tub.  :-/

4.  ‘C is for Cookie’ – Cookie Monster

and then… THE PARTY STARTS!!

3.  ‘The Word is No’ – Maria and Gina – lol.  remember this??  i mostly remember the chorus.  id sing it everytime my mom would tell me no for something.  i totally didn’t know how 80s this joint is though!  i love it!

also in retrospect, Maria was kinda Claire Huxtableish, wasn’t she?

2.  ‘Down Below the Street’Take 6 – vintage Take 6!!!  i dare you to find somethin about this that kicks ass.  dare you.  you can’t do it.  don’t even try.

i still think of this song when i’m out and about and i see a manhole or sewer drain.

**bonus:  The Number 6 and the Alphabet Song, also by Take 6.

1.  The Pinball Number Count Song – The Pointer Sisters – im sure nobody is surprised by this takin the #1 spot. this joint is TOUGH.

40 years.  Jesus, we’re OLD.

 

 

apologies!

hi, all!

sorry for the lag in updates lately 😦  im not being a wishy-washy jerk this time, i promise.  updates will be scarce this month because i’m participating in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), which is really, really cool.  if you’ve never heard of it before, or have heard of it and just didn’t know what it is, it’s a program/organization/what have you that helps you write a 50,000 word first draft of a novel in 30 days, over the entire month of november.  that involves writing at LEAST 1,667 words each and every day.  after doing that, the last thing i want to do most times is hop on the interwebs and write about weaves and bad mullets and shit.  nothing personal though :/

i did NaNoWriMo in 2005 (i think?) too, so in approx. 24 days, i will have not one, but two shitty novels catching dust in my bedroom.  joy!  THEN i’ll be able to stop being grossly negligent here.  there will be sporadic entries, probably, but bigguns like ridiculous moments in r&b pt. 2 prolly won’t come til december 😦

as a peace offering, i offer you this:  i short youtube video entitled “NFL Booty Poppin.”  i don’t know about you but this made me extremely happy somehow.

forgive me??  k thanks!!

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