Mo Money Taxes.

so.  im sitting here in my room, watching my big extra super fantastic big ol screen tv when it suddenly explodes, displaying 40 inches of ridiculousness in the form of the commercial i’m about to show you.  before we get to the viewing, let me tell you a bit about the company.

Mo Money Taxes is apparently a tax preparation service.  they seem to have found some level of success, since, according to the website, they have multiple offices pretty much all over the American south, and also some midwestern states.

that being said, let me tell you that this particular commercial features a large white man with green hair yelling phrases such as:  “I’M TOE UP FROM THE FLO UP!”, “BLAME IT ON THE AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHKKAHOL!”, “WHERE DEY DO DAT AT?!'” and “CALM THE HELL CALM DOWN!”  it also features an angry man standing and yelling “IT’S FINNA GET REAL UGLY UP IN HERE!'”  ready?

..nope.  you weren’t ready.

guys, there are TONS of these commercials!!  and they are titled shit like ‘neckbones‘ and ‘ma madea goes to jail.’  oh, and let us not forget:  ‘good times.’

but wait!  there’s more!  would u car to see Mr. Green from the first commercial superman these hoes?

i mean… i’m just… like.  what?  what do u say to this?  what do you say?

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18 responses to “Mo Money Taxes.

  1. hol up…the second commercial plays “I got the hook up” by Master P. WOW. This is horrible. I think this is worse than “Jesus Christ Bail Bonds”

  2. Um. Is it bad that I wanna see what their office look like?

    • i can tell you what it looks like: shag carpeting. picture of MLK on wall, picture of biggie, pac, left eye, and aaliyah on another wall. plastic on all the furniture. crown royal bags everywhere.

  3. The world no longer makes sense to me. This is the beginning of the apocalypse, I fear.

  4. They make black Jesus cry

  5. “that being said, let me tell you that this particular commercial features a large white man with green hair yelling phrases such as: “I’M TOE UP FROM THE FLO UP!”, “BLAME IT ON THE AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHKKAHOL!”, “WHERE DEY DO DAT AT?!’” and “CALM THE HELL CALM DOWN!” it also features an angry man standing and yelling “IT’S FINNA GET REAL UGLY UP IN HERE!’” ready?”

    LMFAO. It’s like he was tryin’ to fill some slang quota within the minute slotted for the commercial. Ain’t none of that ish was natural. Just reading off a slang generator or some mess.

  6. Y’all niggas DMNDS!!! Hate’n on one of the most successful Young & Black owned companies in America! Now who are the real COONS! (Y’all sum dumb ass niggaz)

  7. I’m still trying to figure out just how offended I should be by this. Is it wrong that I kind of hope they get sued because i know they didn’t pay to license nan one of those songs?

  8. I have to tell you… This is the stupidest commercial I have ever seen. There is absolutely no way I would want these people doing my taxes!!!!! I think this commercial should be taken off the air!

  9. You people are freakin nuts!!!

  10. Guess what to all of you supportin ya black brotha’s over at Mo Money Taxes.. Seems they have been on the nightly news here in St. Louis People lined up in their offices just like the people they make fun of in the commercials. looking for their money. according to the news they have closed their offices here in st. louis and are not answering anyone’s phone calls. we have hundreds waiting on money from this folks! Apparently they hired un qualified people to do their taxes and the Irs rejected them by the hundreds.. now they dont know what to tell all of these people since they charged them to get returns in 24hrs.. so just like the people they make fun of in the commercials.. they run and hide and close the offices and dont return phone calls…. shame on you guys over at mo money because after that news broadcast you may have to change your name to NEED MO MONEY.

  11. Hey, I thought I would inform you that Mo Money taxes has gotten their asses in big trouble here in St. Louis. I thought it was funny that they made fun at other tax services incenuating that they are ghetto, incompetent, and dont care about getting a person their money on time. Well, guess what I guess the saying what goes around comes back around to bite you in the ass! because the same thing Mo Money made fun about they are accused of right now. – Please visit my blog to get the full scoop on these jokers! http://www.spoilme40055.wordpress.com Listed under the title of Mo’ Money Tax Rip-Off
    If you cannot find me by the link above just go to wordpress.com and once on that page, in your search engine type the link above.

  12. This is racism at its peak. The purveyors of this garbage may become successful in their niche market. But, it seems to me that they have no desire to capture any business from the largest segment of the US population. If they were interested in attracting white clientele they would not portray whites in such a trashy manner. Neither would they portray blacks with the “gangsta” mentality that permeates their commercials. These commercials are an insult to the intelligence of any one who has any.

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