i think it was to send you all a gospel version of the electric slide/cha cha slide/cupid shuffle.
heard this on the radio. it’s called the ‘sanctified slide.’ heard it in the car the other day. immediately said to myself ‘SWEET MOSES, PLEASE LET THERE BE A VIDEO.’ and you know what? there totally is.
i’m not sure why all of this made me so happy. i think i just like it when they make gospel versions of things that weren’t gospel in the first place. like if they made a gospel version of ‘pumps and a bump?’ i’d actually buy it. i haven’t bought a CD since 1999. damn a CD, even, i’d get that on cassingle. i also really like the dude calling out the moves. Jr. Deacon Thompson. in his pink tommy polo. i bet he wears that to every 1st Corinthian Leather Baptist Church picnic.
for those of you dancing along at home, the dance steps are as follows:
1 – walk in the spirit (even the spirit appreciates a good two-step)
2 – shake the devil off (did u know that jesus harlem shook lucifer away during the temptation on the mount?)
3 – stomp satan lower (satan: “ARISE, MINIONS! TONIGHT WE SHALL TORMENT THE EARTH AND CURSE ALL THAT IS—wait.. wait a second… is that Sister Jenkins orthopedic nursing shoes i’m feeling? shit. we gotta try this again tomorrow night, guys.”)
4 – dance like david danced (apparently, after slaying goliath, he threw his hands in the air and proceeded to wave them as if he just didn’t care. in a circle.)
GO IN PEACE + SIN NO MORE. also, clap, clap-clap your hands. amen.
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i’m just simply stuck on this sentence —
i bet he wears that to every 1st Corinthian Leather Baptist Church picnic.
lolz forever.
Likin’ the new digs, Brokey!
Oh, and I can’t watch the above video right now because just from reading your written description, I’m ‘fraid I’ll bust into a crying dying laughter here at work. I’m savin’ this ish for at home.
Ok, I looked. And laughed. And died. And why does he say “walk” with such a goofy emphasis when he says “walk in the spirit”?
thanks for scopin out the new layout! i dont think i like it yet. lol. at the very least im not used to it. it’ll grow on me tho!
and yeah i found that really funny too. WOWK in duh speeret!
WOLK IN THE SPIRT WOLK IN THE SPIRIT
this is actually hurting my ribs…the uninterested Satan Shake Offs are killing me
Was that a Disco Ball in a church on that video?
oh yeah. it’s one of those sanctified disco balls though. each mirror reflects god’s grace. halleluyer!
“Sister Jenkins orthopedic nursing shoes”
*killt*
Stop all that snigglin’!!
LOL @ snigglin!
yesss!!!!!
Wow, I learn something new everyday! That’s crazy!
There is a new one… “Electrified By Jesus Line Dance”. Google it. This stuff is fun. Good clean fun.