Jenry, i believe, tried out for American Idol two or three years ago. i can’t remember what Jenry sounded like, but oh yes lord, i remember what he looked like. he had me feeling extra pervy because he was only sixteen years old at the time. i know, i know, but dude… look at him!!! can you blame me??! that is NOT the face of your average 16 year old, at least give me that.
well, ladies and gentlemen…. JENRY DONE GREW THE FUCK UP.
…yeah. singin didn’t work, so he went into modeling. i mean…
…dude. and like… okay, these are polaroids. polaroids. NOBODY looks good in polaroids!!
wait. can we get a close up of that lower right quadrant, please?
i bet he tastes like a winning lottery ticket with a side of SON OF A BITCH!
i can’t type anymore. i can’t.
i can’t type anymore.
thanks to my friend arlette for stopping my heart with the memory of how we used to stalk admire this lil boy in his AI days.