…surely this can’t get any worse. right?
(found via this lovely lady’s flickr)
what in the he…
his hair is ….
..are those prison clot…
Maaaan, that’s prince da pimp. He’s going to jail, and that hairstyle will get his butthole violated.
That’s the stripper bull “Sweet Lou”! lol
Say you lyin…
And where are the rest of this ninja’s teeth?
Um… But then… And he… His eyebr…
No. Close the internet. Nothing more to see here…
At first I was speechless, then a few questions came to mind.
1. Why does he have bangs?
2. Why are his bangs made of individual pieces?
3. Why are those pieces molded like fingerwaves?
…4. Why does he have parts in his hair? It’s as if he couldn’t decide between cornrows, a straight style, and tracks (because that’s what it looks like to me: tracks with no hair on them)
5. What’s with the random ponytail?
6. Why are his eyebrows so straight and shaped like that? They remind me of handlebars.
7. Why the patterned facial hair? Did he order a designer sideburn/beard/mustache combo for the low price of $free.99?
8. Are the contacts really necessary?
9. Where are the rest of his teeth?
10. What’s this needle in his nose? Did he get arrested while getting it pierced? Unless he was going for the tribal look, but that’s a whole ‘nother story…
11. Is it just me or does he look like Frankie (Keyshia Cole’s mammy)?
12. Is he saying “Why must I cryyyyyy?” (Shout out to Reh Dogg)
13. Does he have any family or friends? If so, why’d they let him leave the house like that?
I could probably go on, but I shan’t.
THIS will be the subject of roast on my blog on Monday. Its just too good to pass up.
I have no words….just….no words
WTF, how did he keep that up in jail? I don’t think they pass out hair gel with your toothbrush.
Peace, Love and Chocolate
That don’t make no good sense…
why does this fool look like Negrolas the Elven Convict?!?
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