hamshamalndma ahmshamalamdama thank ya!!

finally!  after months and months of spending endless creative energy trying to figure out the quickest route to internet stardom, i did it!  i finally got a #1 world wide trending topic on teh twitterz!  w00t!

*Brother Franklins around the room*

when you click to enlarge the picture, you’ll see that the topic was “inappropriate church songs.”  these songs include such hits as:

• Feelin on yo’ Bible
• My Check, My Tax (Pay My Tithes Just Like That)
• Bitch Please (Go to Church)
• Church Hat & My Crucifix On (via)
• All I Wanna Do Is Zoom-a Zoom Zoom Zoom In Your Church Pew (via)
• I Bet the Neighbors Hear My Praise
• Jesus Swaggin’ on You Hoes
• What These Bitches Want From My Jesus (via)
• Change Gon’ Come (From This $10 I Put in the Collection Plate)
• Half on a Offering
• Move Bitch (Get Up and Pray) (via)
• You Remind Me of my God (I Wanna Praise Ya)
• Crank Dat Altar Boy
• Yall Gon Make Me Praise My God (Up In Here)
• You Gon Think I Invented Church (via)
• Let Me Praise You Up & Down (Til You Say Stop)
• I Don’t See Nothin’ Wrong (With a Little Jesus Wine) (via)
• Jesus Had Foes (In Different Area Codes)
• Face Down, Palms Up (That’s the Way I Like to Pray)
• Ms. Fat Bible
• Say Ahhhleluia (via)
• Me So Holy (via)

and more!  if you missed it, you should be following everybody linked up there, particularly dopegirlfresh and invincewil.  and myself.  it was truly a blasphemous holy experience and your soul won’t be right without it.

so now that i’ve won the internet and conquered all that Al Gore has to offer with this accomplishment, i have to say… it’s pretty anticlimactic at the top.   i’m packin up and movin back down to the slums with the rest of u bastards!