finally! after months and months of spending endless creative energy trying to figure out the quickest route to internet stardom, i did it! i finally got a #1 world wide trending topic on teh twitterz! w00t!
*Brother Franklins around the room*
when you click to enlarge the picture, you’ll see that the topic was “inappropriate church songs.” these songs include such hits as:
- Feelin on yo’ Bible
- My Check, My Tax (Pay My Tithes Just Like That)
- Bitch Please (Go to Church)
- Church Hat & My Crucifix On (via)
- All I Wanna Do Is Zoom-a Zoom Zoom Zoom In Your Church Pew (via)
- I Bet the Neighbors Hear My Praise
- Jesus Swaggin’ on You Hoes
- What These Bitches Want From My Jesus (via)
- Change Gon’ Come (From This $10 I Put in the Collection Plate)
- Half on a Offering
- Move Bitch (Get Up and Pray) (via)
- You Remind Me of my God (I Wanna Praise Ya)
- Crank Dat Altar Boy
- Yall Gon Make Me Praise My God (Up In Here)
- You Gon Think I Invented Church (via)
- Let Me Praise You Up & Down (Til You Say Stop)
- I Don’t See Nothin’ Wrong (With a Little Jesus Wine) (via)
- Jesus Had Foes (In Different Area Codes)
- Face Down, Palms Up (That’s the Way I Like to Pray)
- Ms. Fat Bible
- Say Ahhhleluia (via)
- Me So Holy (via)
and more! if you missed it, you should be following everybody linked up there, particularly dopegirlfresh and invincewil. and myself. it was truly a blasphemous holy experience and your soul won’t be right without it.
so now that i’ve won the internet and conquered all that Al Gore has to offer with this accomplishment, i have to say… it’s pretty anticlimactic at the top. i’m packin up and movin back down to the slums with the rest of u bastards!
This is the greatest trending topic since #KobesHijab and #ChrisBrownsBowTie. People in the world are always down for inappropriate shenanigans. I LOVE IT!
I’m so proud of you! The thread was hysterical and it helped me cope through all of my awkward family moments yesterday!
I laughed so hard I…. yeah. Nevermind. I just really laughed hard.
Lol, congrats. Wish I had one to add.
Peace, Love and Chocolate
One of mine made the list, hooray for me!!!
Is it wrong that I was posting these in church yesterday?
“Jesus had Hate’as Just like I Do’s”
(‘Cus I’m a Thug wit the Paper)
Oh, yeah, almost forgot …
Congrats an’ all. Now I’m gonna hate on you …
DAMBIT ALL TO DEREON HELL!!! MY homette Brokey started a trending topic of epic foolery and I miss it b/c I slept in. *kicks trashcan*
But I’d like to take this moment to give glory to Gawd, passa, everyones everyones. I’s SO proud. Excuse me as I juke for Jesus in the aisles.
That was you? Wow! I came in on the end, but I didn’t partake. Congrats!
I’m mad I missed this, but super happy for ya! Gon’ witcho baaaad self!
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