first things first: if you haven’t seen 50 Tyson at all, then you clearly haven’t been reading Splackavellie Central. SHAME ON YOU.
50 Tyson is a kid from Minnesota who wants to be a rapper or already fashions himself a rapper and has put several videos of him freestyling on youtube (click the link above to get you a taste). recently, the internets discovered that he’s not just a rapper… he’s a crooner, too.
but wait! it gets weirder!
so after the love song, he showcases a bunch of other songs he’s been working on, including “bouncing on her tippie toes,” and “sway on the honeys.” and then he gets mad and threatens to shoot the radio.
zoom! zoom! zoom! zoom! zoom!