Monthly Archives: July 2010

so a couple weeks ago i was havin lunch with a friend when i think i see something that i possibly couldn’t have seen out of the corner of my eye. as long as i looked at him head-on, it was evident that i was looking at an asian man dressed in business casual clothing. but then he turned around and…

‘…is that a tract of hair glued in the center of his head??’

I WAS SO THROWN!! it really did look like he just had a regular guy’s hair cut and just laid a huge ream of Yaki in the middle of it, creating the mightiest mullet i have ever seen in my life. and, need i remind you, i live in KENTUCKY, the #2 mullet capital of the world (indiana is #1).

and i dont know if this is racist or not, but what really messed me up about it was the fact that he was asian! i have NEVER seen an asian man with a mullet before, and to have my first one be so dramatic.. i just didn’t know what to do with it.

so i took a picture of it.

im not good at being inconspicuous with my sneak picture taking so this is the best i could do.

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Mel Gibson needs to hire some kittens.

Posted on July 13, 2010 | 12 comments

so batshit Mel Gibson went a little bit batshittier in the days that i havent been updating. im sure yall know that so we won’t go over the details.

but the homie young h of go in radio tweeted me a gem over the twitter earlier today and a lightbulb brighter than a thousand suns exploded over my head. this is it! here’s the answer! from here on out, Mel Gibson, whenever you open your mouth to say any gotdamned thing, or when you have to respond to something else dumb and criminal that you’ve said: say it with kittens. straight up. i mean you’ll still look like a dick with a chemical imbalance, but at least you’ll be able to make some people say ‘awwwww!’ in the process.

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Posted in kill yourself expeditiously, pictures, race, racist bastards, SHUT UP

Tagged Mel Gibson, race