it’s days like this that i feel so ecstatic to not have a job.
so im doin what the jobless do, right, and im in my room watching maury and fiddling with my hair when all of a sudden some lady comes on the show talkin bout how some skeezer is trying to pin a baby on her son Sammy Davis Jr. i yelled, ‘NO FREAKING WAY!!’ and immediately ran for my camera phone bc i HAD to get some visual proof cause nobody would ever believe me.
the most awesome/terrible thing about it all: the baby was called ‘Sammi Davis Jr., Jr.’ (word to Money Talks) and ‘Sammi Davis Jr. the third’ during the show. LMAO