but that’s how revolutions get done, son! you gotta be willing to make yourself look like a damn fool bleed and die to advance!
if you follow me on the twitters, then you know that ive recently decided to get on board with No Wedding, No Womb (NWNW). because, i dont know. sometimes it’s easier to just go with the flow, you know? plus i want to reap the benefits of sittin on my ass preaching and getting e-patted on my back too (validation, temporary self esteem boost, etc).
so i’m on, ladies and gennelmuns! not only am i on board, i’m dedicated! frightfully so! yall know that NWNW has its own horrible theme song, right, but i thought that we needed somethin for the younger, sexier crowd, so i took a few moments and remixed everybody’s velvety favorite.
please join me, my shower voice (sans shower, which never works well), and my questionable standards as i get into this shit right here. im singing like my rent is due and i didn’t turn enough tricks to cover it. i get live. i get the holy ghost at some point. my phone goes off and i dont even care. cause im FOCUSED.
please come get you a lil tiny taste of the NWNW anthem for people who pleasure in pointing and laughing who need somethin a little smoother: “A Womb is not a House.” written–and performed–by Brokey Vandross.
now. if your response to this is “YES! someone else is on board with the movement!” then come on around the back, because i have a “girl, boo!” for you. if your response is, “hey brokey, don’t quit your day job!” then, FUCK YOU BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A DAY JOB AND THAT’S VERY MEAN OF YOU TO SAY. bastard.
update: in case you can’t hear, can’t listen, or just cant understand me (complete possibility! lol), lyrics are here.