saw this video on the daily what yesterday and thought it was the coolest, most insane thing i’d seen since the honey badger was introduced into my life. it’s amazing. so amazing that everybody needs to hear and see it, but what about the hearing impaired? don’t worry yall. i got you. i shall narrate it for u beneath the vid.
lion 1 – this a bomb ass bbq right here, dawg.
lion 2 – i know, right? what kind of marinade is this? is that Lawry’s in this dry rub?
lion 3 – watch out man, you keep bumpin my elbow.
lion 2 – my bad, you know i’m left handed! we shoulda switched sides.
lion 1 – wayment. who is that?
lion 2 – i dont know, man, i ain’t invite nobody but yall.
lion 3 – ay. aye, we lions, man. how they just gon roll up in here like we won’t fuck them up?
lion 1 – they don’t have claws or nothin. do they even have teeth?
lion 2 – i’m bout to be out, yall.
lion 1 – what? what chu mean?
lion 3 – we LIONS, nigga, you ain’t gotta go nowhere!
lion 2 – NAW NIGGA, I DON’T TRUST NO NIGGAS THAT’S JUST GON WALK UP ON A BUNCH OF LIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER, MAN. THEY CRAZY AS SHIT. (runs off)
lion 3 – oh shit son. he got a point. GET OUT THE WAY! (runs)
lion 1 - gotdamnit! wait for me! (runs)
(all other lions join and watch from the brush as the men begin to take from the meal)
lion 2 – look at that shit. i told yall niggas, man. them niggas got motherfucking machetes.
lion 1 – wait a minute…
lion 2 – they are CLEARLY unstable. who just walks around with some machetes. huh? where they do that at?
lion 1 – wait a minute, i know that nigga, man.
lion 3 – AYO YOU BET NOT TOUCH MY PLATE, HOMIE! THAT’S FUCKED UP!
lion 1 – that’s that nigga Rakita, man! yeah, man i know him! i ate his brother’s leg off last week, he ain’t shit! he’s like a fuckin accountant or a security guard or some shit!
lion 2 – WE’VE BEEN DUPED!
lion 3 - nigga took my potato salad. fuck him, yo.