Category Archives: Denny Crum

president obama is trying to make me break up with him.

truth told, he’s found the way to do it.

i was so excited when i saw that he had my boys goin to the final 4 this march.

i was even more exciteder when i saw he had em goin to the championship game.

but i was PUT OUT when i saw that he got us losing to north carolina!  what the french!!??  how u gon down my dudes like that??  in my life, there are 3 things that u dare not talk about in my presence:  my mama, my weight, or my cardinals.  i really thought i was gonna have to end it over this.

but then i saw that picture of him palming that ball and my ladyparts got all tingly and i forgave him.

anyway.

LOUISVILLE 09!

Obama picks North Carolina to win NCAA title

Associated Press

BRISTOL, Conn.Barack Obama picked North Carolina to defeat Louisville for the NCAA championship, a relatively safe selection for a trailblazing president.

Obama spent part of Tuesday making his tournament picks for ESPN, which posted his completed bracket online Wednesday and showed the First Fan filling it out with Andy Katz on the noon edition of SportsCenter.

The president had top-seeded Pittsburgh join the No. 1-seeded Tar Heels and Cardinals in the Final Four, but chose second-seeded Memphis to beat Connecticut in the West Regional.

Perhaps showing some indecision, Obama initially had the Panthers playing Louisville for the national title in the file posted online. Pitt was scratched out of the title game in favor of North Carolina, which in turn replaced Louisville in the “champion” box.

“Here’s what I like about Carolina: experience and balance,” Obama said.

Familiarity, too. Obama played a pickup game with Tyler Hansbrough and the Tar Heels while campaigning in North Carolina last April.

celebrities who look like unwrapped mummies.

i make this comment about quite a few people in my daily life, it seems.  and we all know, or at least should know, about the fantasticness that is men who look like old lesbians.  i think i have enough names to start a good list of celebs who look like unwrapped mummies.  if you recall, i mentioned a few in my grammy recap.  now, id like to add don imus to the list, if i havent officially done so already.

from www.iwantmedia.com

don, on the eve of his 26th birthday

like.  he’s scary.  if he really was a mummy he’d be one of those ‘i-came-back-just-to-ruin-the-whole-fucking-world’ mummy assholes, not a nice ‘i-just-came-back-to-find-my-long-lost-love-but-infortunately-that-involves-me-ruining-the-whole-fucking-world-but-im-really-sorry-for-the-inconvenience’ mummy. 

doesnt he look like one though?  i bet he’s got that embalming fluid & old brains in a jar smell, too.  kinda like dissected animals in a science lab.  sexy!

i was reminded of don’s mumminess due to a news story i seen on him while i was puttin on my drawls this morning (note:  any sexiness that comes with putting on one’s drawls is TOTALLY ZAPPED when the visage of don imus is about).  this blog has nothing to do with the new bullshit he’s in though, cause nobody on earth should be surprised.  i am unsurprised to the point of not caring.  if this is what he came back from his crypt to do, i say let him have at it, as long as it aint raisin taxes or my light bill.

anyway, id also like to official throw a hometown favorite on the CWLLUM list:  legendary coach of the University of Louisville’s men’s basketball team, Denny Crum.  that’s him on the left.

doesn’t look a day over 76 centuries old!

does anyone have any other nominations?

 

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