Category Archives: LOL @ ur life

so this happened, too.

during my november hiatus, something cool happened when dr. drew found and read the potentially inappropriate love letter i wrote to him.  in addition to that, something… interesting happened when one of the members of the group Highland Place Mobsters saw that he and his homies made my list of ‘obscure r&b covers.’

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so, you’re buying Tyrese’s book, huh?

that’s pretty cool.  i mean i kind of question it, given his history of hard to decipher, slightly asinine tweet philosophising, but it’s your money.  do what you will with it.

something you should know, though.. for Tyrese, “staying out of your own way” apparently means stalking your baby’s mother and sleeping in your car in front of her place all night.  yeah, that happened.  last night, actually.

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hair of the day

…surely this can’t get any worse.  right?

MOTHERFUCKER

(found via this lovely lady’s flickr)

wait.

Cheetara?

CHEETARA??!

Roy Ashburn: Totally Not Gay.

SACRAMENTO, California–California state senator Roy Ashburn was arrested for DUI Wednesday morning.  The senator reportedly got into his car drunk after leaving a gay club–ironic, considering his steadfast stance against gay rights.  Ashburn has released an official apology and statement on the incident:

I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgement.  I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did.

About that whole gay club part, though, I want to make this perfectly clear:  I’m totally not gay.  I wasn’t at the gay club because I was, like, doin’ gay stuff or lookin’ for gay stuff to do.  I initially got there at first because–well okay, here’s what happened, okay?  So I’m out driving around and I see this pregnant lady, and she’s on fire.  So of course I have to stop and help her.  So I pull over and I go to look for her and I think I see her go into this place called the Pink Pole, and I’m not thinking at this point “oh, this must be a gay club!”  I’m just thinking, “man, I have to find this pregnant lady who was totally on fire!”  So I walk in there and I’m all, “hey, pregnant lady, where are you?  You can’t be in here right now, you’re totally on fire!”  And then I look around and I didn’t see the lady but I saw all this gay stuff happening and I thought it would be a good time to talk to these young men and figure you why they were doing what they were doing, so I sat down at the bar and was talking to this young man and he bought me a beer and then I bought a few more, but it was only so I’d have something to do while I was talking to this kid and trying to figure out how I can strengthen my crusade against gay stuff.  But me?  Nope.  Totally not gay.

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PANTS ON THE GROUND

PANTS ON THE GROUND

PANTS ON THE GROUND

LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITCHO PANTS ON THE GROUND

WITH THE GOLD IN YO MOUTH

HAT TURNED SIDEWAYS PANTS HIT THE GROUND

CALL YOURSELF A COOL CAT LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL

WALKIN ROUND TOWN WITCHO PANTS ON THE GROUND

GIDDEYUP!  HEY!  GETCHO PANTS OFF THE GROUND

PANTS OFF THE GROUND, MOTHERFUCKER

GET YOUR FUCKING PANTS OFF THE GROUND!  SHIT!!

AND DON’T BE RUNNIN IN AND OUT THIS HOUSE EITHER, YOU MAKIN MY LIGHT BILL GO UP!!

that’s how we do it in louisville, son!

hes got 99 problems but a bitch aint.... oh wait, make that 100 problems.

he's got 99 problems but a bitch aint.... oh wait, make that 100 problems.

louisville doesn’t have any pro sports teams.  this may or may not be the reason behind why people here are so fanatical about college sports, particularly the university of louisville (that’s who all the cool louisvillians root for.. the lame loser dummies tend to go for UK).

i dunno how many people outside the region have been following this but.. rick pitino, u of l men’s basketball coach, is in some shit that i find pretty hilarisad (hilarious + sad.  keep up!).  i was told some details abt this scandal last night, and today was slipped a link to a NY Times article about it by a friend.  im sharing it because i really want to give you guys a picture of louisville and how it works.  this is a good snapshot.  this is how we get down in louisville.  we have supposedly open marriages and bang broads in the back of our restaurants and get them pregnant and then pay for their abortions and then get extorted for it all.  side note:  dont you hate it when people do that?  put completely random shit on their hometowns?  ‘that’s how we do it in nap-town, man!  we dont play!  we smack people in the face for NOTHIN!  that’s just what we do!’  ‘who, me?  yeah, i threw a block of cheese at her head.  why?  because shit, that’s how we do it in milwaukee, yo!  we throw blocks of cheese at people, that’s just how we get down!’

anyway.  all that happened/is happening to rick pitino at the moment.  its all detailed in the article.  what isnt in the article, though, is that after the extorting broad in question started getting a little too clingy, she was pretty much passed on to rick’s equipment manager, who subsequently wifed her up.  three years later, wifey catches equipment manager doin the grown-up dance with rick pitino’s son, then tries to use that to her advantage.  that’s what the streets are sayin, anyway.  but i aint one to gossip, so you aint heard that from me!  no you havent!

and i just heard on the news that pitino could lose his job over all this due to a morality clause in his contract.  lol.  what a dummy.

im tired of being the center of attention! (c) naked, drunk, screaming crying girl

so i caught the latest episode of the bad girls’ club on oxygen, and i think its been the most substantial yet.  (editor’s note:  i am very ashamed that i just referred to something in the world of trashy reality tv as ‘substantial.’  i will have a long talk with God about this at my earliest convenience).  the past episodes have pretty much been chock full of screaming, crying bitchfights.  this episode contained… screaming, crying bitchfights.  BUT!  the ones doing the bitchfighting were a bit different this time, and i had the *uber* pleasure of seeing the screamingest, cryingest, bitchfightingest one finally get shut the fuck down and shut the fuck up for once.

before we laugh at that hen though, let’s laugh at this one!

this is the slightly less annoying amber who is uncontrollably attracted to douchebags and drama when it comes to the male sex.  so she finds some completely disgusting-faced dick at a bar who has arms the size of fucking tree logs, i swear to bob, who she says she likes because he reminds her of her ex, who was also a douche.  okay, whatever.  so she takes dude home with her or invites him over one night or something and i mean, this dude REALLY sucks.  he just sucks.  he looks stupid and says stupid things and looks REALLY stupid and he just sucks.  oh, he also lives with his ex-girlfriend.  LOL.  knowing this,  guess who gives it up?

bust it baby amber!  wooooooooooo!

that’s not the best part though.  the best part comes the next day when she’s surrounded by all the girls venting, pretty much talkin about how she’s too good for him and this that and the other, and their rationale is pretty much ‘you didnt fuck him, so you have all the power.’

BWAAAHAHAHAAA!  this broad was all on nightvision camera, face down ass up & everything.  but she just nodded her head like ‘yeah, no, of course i didnt give it up!’  even got a blog talkin abt how she kept her legs closed.  lol.  do you know that this is a tv show??  did no one tell her?  does she think that the cameras are actually really big bugs buzzing around or something??

this entry will definitely be filed under ‘LOL @ your life.’  okay, let’s laugh at the other girl now!!

so KC has issues.  inferiority issues, acceptance issues.  just issues all over the damn place.  she’s definitely the most dramatic, the loudest, the angriest.  she came up in the house like ‘i’m runnin these little girls around here, fuck that.’  and for the most part she kinda did.  she sure didnt last nite tho!

tiffany, the other black girl in the house, has been pretty calm and quiet, and in this episode she explains why:  ‘ive been quiet because i dont argue, i FIGHT.’  her patience had apparently been growin short w/ KC and it came to a head when KC completely bitchflipped after her dress ripped while they were out @ a club.  lol yo.. this broad gets in the limo and takes her clothes off.  all of them.  she is ass nekkid in the limo, screamin, cryin, mad at all the girls like they pulled them off her or somethin.  tiff tries to get her to stfu and KC–naked, screaming, flailing completely of her own will KC–says:

i’m tired of being the center of attention!

l.  o.  l.  she either doesnt know the definition of ‘irony’ or was too naked to appreciate it that night.  but come on.  really?

this was pretty much tiffany’s reaction and when they get home, she lets KC HAVE IT.  all the other chicks in the house are scared of her, iont care what they say.  they scared.  tiff went straight back to chicago tho, took her shoes off, squared up and omg.

KC got quiet!

!!

seriously, she made this face: 

and then she softly said to tiffany:  “goodnight.”

to which tiff replied:  I AINT GOIN TO SLEEP, BITCH.

lmao.  i loved it.  i loved it a little too much.

am i still the only one watching this show??

LMAO! wily canadians prank not-so-wily sarah palin

lol.  anyone who knows me knows that im allergic to canadians, but id risk itchy red welts to hug these guys.  hilarious!  the link in the article posted below didnt work to me, so i’m including youtube audio too.

lol.  WHO IS SCREENING HER CALLS??!

Prank Caller Targets Sarah Palin

By CHARMAINE NORONHA

TORONTO (Nov. 1) – Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday.
“Maybe in eight years,” replies a laughing Palin.
Political Machine: Hear the Prank Call Audio
The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy’s “beautiful wife,” in a recording of the six-minute call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.
Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.
“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.
The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.
Audette, posing as Sarkozy, speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin seemingly does not pick up on them.
He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.
“I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,” the fake Sarkozy says.
He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.
“Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done,” Palin counters. “We can kill two birds with one stone that way.”
The comedian jokes that they shouldn’t bring Cheney along on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.
“I’ll be a careful shot,” responds Palin.
Playing off the governor’s much-mocked comment in an early television interview that she had insights into

sacre bleu! ze sarah palin, she iz eh, how you say, dumb as ze box of panties!  hawhawhawhawhaw!!

sacre bleu! ze sarah palin, she iz eh, how you say, eh, dumb as a box of panties! hawhawhawhawhaw!!

foreign policy because “you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska,” the caller tells her: “You know we have a lot in common also, because … from my house I can see Belgium.”

She replies: “Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.”
When Audette refers to Canadian singer Steph Carse as Canada’s prime minister, Palin replies: “Well, he’s doing fine and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.” Canada’s prime minister is Stephen Harper.
Palin praises Sarkozy throughout the call and also mentions his wife Carla Bruni, a model-turned-songwriter.
“You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife,” Palin says. “Oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.”
The Sarkozy impersonator tells Palin his wife is “so hot in bed” and then informs her that Bruni has written a song for her about Joe the Plumber entitled “De rouge a levre sur un cochon” — which translates as “Lipstick on a Pig.”
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama derided his Republican challenger John McCain’s call for change in Washington as “lipstick on a pig,” days after Palin made a lipstick joke at the Republican convention. The McCain-Palin campaign then released an ad implying Obama was calling Palin a pig with that remark.
The caller asks Palin if Joe the Plumber is her husband and adds: “We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.”
He also tells the Alaska governor that he loved the “documentary” made about her and referred to a pornographic film with a Palin look-alike made by Hustler founder Larry Flynt.
She answers tentatively, “Ohh, good, thank you, yes.”
The callers then reveal the prank and identify themselves and their radio station.
“Ohhh, have we been pranked?” Palin asks. “And what radio station is this?”
Obama’s campaign spokesman Robert Gibbs, commenting on the prank, said: “I’m glad we check out our calls before we hand the phone to Barack Obama.”
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i’m all for suing people and everything.

but come on, lady.  you know you in the wrong right here.

Woman Says JC Penny Refused Service Because She is Black

LOS ANGELES — A woman is suing a local beauty salon for what she claims is a blatant act of discrimination.

Brenda McElmore says she went to a JC Penny’s hair salon in Downey two months ago to get her hair dyed and was refused service.

“We don’t do African-American hair.” McElmore said she was told by a receptionist and a manager.  McElmore says she was then told to go elsewhere to get her hair done.

McElmore says she faced similar indignities when she was growing up.

“When we were going through town, going through Texas, we would have to ask, “Where is the Black part of town?” “I lived those things,” she added.

In a letter sent to McElmore by JC Penny, the company apologized for her experience, but said that the hairdressers at the salon did not have the proficiencies to perform the services she required, and that they would rather not attempt to do her hair if they cannot perform the service as required.

However, a witness for the plaintiff, who is being represented by Gloria Allred, said that licensed cosmetologists are trained to do hair of customers of every race.

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would you trust your fingerwaves, french rolls, & waterfall curls to this lady?

would you trust your fingerwaves, french rolls, & waterfall curls to this lady?

okay.  i mean i guess technically, she’s right.  they did refuse her service because of her ethnicity.  TECHNICALLY.  but they didnt turn her away b/c she’s black, they did it b/c they dont know how to do her hair.  what they shld have done was tell her flat out ‘we dont know how to do black folk’s hair, but if you want to let us try anyway, we will, but don’t bite our heads off if it comes out shitty/bald/etc.’ 

but come on now.  i dont buy for 2 seconds that line abt all hairdressers being trained to do all hair types.  or okay, i can buy that it’s part of their training.  but if after that training is over, you work in predominantly white or black salons, how sharp are your hair skills gon be on heads of different textures?  i can tell you off top, i am not takin my naps to somebody who hasnt had them at some point in his/her life.  i dunno if she’s had that wig plastered to her head for so long that she thinks it’s her natural texture or what, but really.  she shld know better.

plus she’s in freaking LA.  why she tryna get her hair done at JC Penny anyway?? aint no black hair spots in LA???