Category Archives: Obama

if obama aint on the ballot, im writing in huckabee.

cause he’ll probably be the only other one ever involved with any sense re: this wright stuff. he was also cute as a button when he appeared on SNL.

actually that’s not true. i’d still write in obama. actually i’d just vote for hillary, im talkin shit.

ANYWAY. here are his thoughts on the whole thing; i jacked this from stereohyped:

And one other thing I think we’ve gotta remember. As easy as it is for those of us who are white, to look back and say “That’s a terrible statement!”…I grew up in a very segregated south. And I think that you have to cut some slack — and I’m gonna be probably the only Conservative in America who’s gonna say something like this, but I’m just tellin’ you — we’ve gotta cut some slack to people who grew up being called names, being told “you have to sit in the balcony when you go to the movie. You have to go to the back door to go into the restaurant. And you can’t sit out there with everyone else. There’s a separate waiting room in the doctor’s office. Here’s where you sit on the bus…” And you know what? Sometimes people do have a chip on their shoulder and resentment. And you have to just say, I probably would too. I probably would too. In fact, I may have had more of a chip on my shoulder had it been me.

i dont trust the media to circulate this the way it shld be, so im helpin the cause. preach the word, boo!

ive been trying to get my thoughts together regarding this whole thing, but its been difficult. chew on that til i get it together.

scarlett johansson clearly wants to fight.

im not tryin to turn this place into Obama Central.  though i wouldnt mind if it was, i know a few whinin ass men who would have somethin smart to say abt it (i see you, troy!).  but, i am sad to report that any ties that scarlett johansson and i have* are in danger of being severed.  look @ this tripe–i found it in today’s metro & then found it @ people.com:

“I am engaged … to Barack Obama,” Johansson, 23, announced to Associated Press reporters as she returned from a her USO tour to the Persian Gulf. “My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes.”

….

hey, nichole.. i move that we put our own personal beef over Obama aside and go ride on this lil hollywood harlot.  agreed?

* – by ‘personal ties’ i mean im not gonna see no more movies with her in it.  though i cant think of any ive seen with her in it.  i liked her though, and she finna fuck that all up to be damned!

‘nice job, jesse! oops, i mean obama!’

im never the first to hear about shit.  my interest in politics has always been near non-existant, and other than barack obama lookin like a bacon & egg sammich to me, i havent really paid much attention to anything going on until recently.  as such, my commentary on bill’s reaction to obama’s win in south carolina is a couple of days late.

quoth bill the clinton:

“Jesse Jackson won South Carolina in ’84 and ’88.  Jackson ran a good campaign. And Obama ran a good campaign here.”

…daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!  wtf!

im gonna be honest here and admit that the natural hater in me stood up inside my soul and applauded wildly because *that* shit is some pure grade A prime cut hateration for that ass.  he compared my delicious Obama sandwhich to day old Jesse Jackson meat surprise, and really, a comparison to Jackson is a searing, cutting insult.  like id be ready to fight if somebody compared me or my mama to Jesse Jackson.  in the streets.  with brass knuckles.  or shit without brass knuckles, i dont care, if u comparin me to someone who is at least *seen* as a big joke, i got honor to defend.  so, game recognizes game.  clinton landed a good blow.

but all that aside, fuck bill clinton for that yo!  i mean i wish he would have just kept it all the way real, pretended he was in the privacy of his own home for a second, eatin a baloney and egg sammich with his feet propped up on a coffee table (in my head, that is bill clinton’s favorite snacktime snack), and said: ‘so what, darkie!  remember what happened the last time your kind tried for this and got south carolina?  NOTHIN!  have a blessed day!’

 i mean really.  and like i dont wanna foo foo on jesse havin the balls to run for the presidency when he did, but come on.  jesse never had a viable chance.  obama does, and to compare his run now to jesse’s then totally strips him of that.  and for a statement like that to come from a campaign that contends that race doesnt matter?  are u serious?! this shit is like a KKK & jigaboo stew, just chock full of race relations, prejudices and vitamin D + calcium. 

you know, as of like a week ago i had no idea who i was pulling for, but as this sort of mudslinging goes on, im really being distanced from hillary, and her loudmouthed husband is helping out with that a great deal.  like they’re just not likeable people, and i think that in addition to having good ideas, plans, goals, and just being a good politician.. you have to be likeable.  i cld be flawed in thinking so, but im a right-brainer.  highly emotional.  i need to see some strain of humanity in you for me to decide that you’re okay in my book. 

watch it, billy boy.  the acid brilliance of your tongue just may fuck up things for your wife.

 

…that was a *really* good jab.  omg.

michelle obama to the clintons: ‘stfu, hax!’

i dunno how old this is, and tactic wise, i dont know how much of this is new.  and when it comes to politics, i dont know nothin bout nothin.  but even i know that hilary and bill been on some othershit with the mudslingin lately.  like, for real.  let ME be obama’s wife.  i’d be ready to see either one of them clintons in a dark alley over them talkin wreckless about my man.  i never even considered how his *real* wife (i’m hatin, btw) feels abt it and what she’s said, if anything at all.

today though, i run across this.  now i admit, my personal feelings for Obama have kept me from liking or even considering his wife at all.  it kinda kills my lusting for him, you know?  but, i have to say that her response was well put together and professional while retaining a bit of bite and venom, and i respect that.  i bet i know what she really wanted to say though.  allow me to translate:

“In the past week or two, another candidate’s spouse has been getting an awful lot of attention. ”  – translation:  “Oh I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t know YO punk ass was runnin for president again.  What’s that?  You’re not?  Oh.  …stfu then.”

“We knew getting into this race that Barack would be competing … with Senator Clinton and President Clinton at the same time.” – translation:  “You owe her after creepin up in somebody else’s sheets.  We understand that, homie.”

“We expected that Bill Clinton would tout his record from the nineties and talk about Hillary’s role in his past success. That’s a fair approach and a challenge we are prepared to face. ” –  translation:  “True, yall did what yall did and everything, and it was cool and all, I’m not hatin on that.”

“What we didn’t expect, at least not from our fellow Democrats, are the win-at-all-costs tactics we’ve seen recently. We didn’t expect misleading accusations that willfully distort Barack’s record.”  – translation:  “Yall muhfkers is DIRTY.  If yall want a fight, you goin after the wrong person, COME SEE ME.”

“Barack Obama isn’t relying on a former president of the United States to campaign for him.” – translation:  “Hillary Clinton is relying on a former president of the United States to campaign for her.  …Bitch.”

“He’s relying on us — you, me, and hundreds of thousands of people like us who are giving whatever they can afford to support this movement.  Please stand up in the face of these new attacks. Make your first online donation of $50 today and own a piece of this campaign …” – translation:  “The doors of the church are open.  We’ll start the collection plate at the left side of the sanctuary.”

now once again.  i do NOT think hillary clinton is a bitch at all.  i actually respect her a great deal.  but all i know is if *i* was married to Obama and she & her dude get to talkin like they have been?  all bets are off.  it’s go time.

i guess that’s why im not married to Obama.

sigh.  pour me another drink.

i wish my ass was a basketball.

here’s why.

bet he tastes like layups & banana puddin.  delicious.

 you better palm that ball, daddy. 

you.  palm.  that.  shit.

(more shots here.)

i need to say this.

i do believe that if i had the means, space, and opportunity, i wld strip this man naked, cover him in turkey gravey and sop him up without a biscuit. 

obama
i bet he tastes like yams & wise decisions.  yum!

i’ma vote for u just to get a chance at bein your Secretary of WhateverYouNeed, boo!