first, let me state that this is A REAL EXISTING THING happening in columbus, ohio on january 21st. this flier made it’s rounds around Twitter yesterday courtesy of steenfox.
Posted in race, seriously?, smh
alternately titled: “Twitter Accounts That Never Should Have Existed (Or at Least Should Have Been Made by Funnier People)”
so im scouring the internets for a picture of brandy’s hairline (or lack thereof) today for the latest post at Splackavellie Central when i notice that not brandy’s hairline has its own twitter page. i gave a hearty chuckle, then clicked, then didn’t know what to think when i saw said hairline tweeting to Solange’s naps, Usher’s balls, Alicia Keys’ hair, and Chaka Khan’s pinky toe. (note: i’m totally not shitting here). i mean the list of random, inane body parts just went on and on! apparently there was a brief movement back in summer 2009 (i’m guessing this is when it was because that’s when the tweets for most of these accounts stopped) for this army of disembodied twitterers to take over twitter but it never happened.
…surely this can’t get any worse. right?
(found via this lovely lady’s flickr)
Posted in crackheads, go take a nap and wake up with some sense, hair, kill yourself expeditiously, LOL @ ur life, please stop, seriously?, smh, Uncategorized, wackness, why, wtf
seriously. are you *really* that surprised?
while we’re all angry at miley for backing it up all the way to the zipper on some 44 year old dude, can we please take a few moments to remember to be mad at the nasty ass 44 year old who KNEW that she was 16 and got his wee-wee rub on anyway?
i mean who cares about the way she was dancing. she’s 16. or 17 or whatever. generations never approve of the pop culture of the ones that come after them. your parents didn’t approve of the way you danced at 16 either, i don’t care if you were a flapper doing the charleston or on an HBCU campus doin the butt. that’s just how it goes.
but THIS nasty son of a bastard just toots his pelvis forward and says ‘yeaaaahhh, little 16 year old girl! my 45 year old penis is thoroughly enjoying this!’
i mean miley shouldn’t be rubbing her booty butt cheeks on a grown man anyway and she definitely have a finger wagged her way, but that dude needs at least 4 in his face. balled up in a fist first.
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i drew up a quick flow chart to help you determine whether he does or not. you’re welcome.
after they “look into the details of this situation” (swiped this from GD @ PostBourgie):
Microsoft apologizes for altering photo to edit black man out of picture
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Wednesday, August 26th 2009, 11:35 AM
Microsoft has apologized over doctoring the photo.
LOS ANGELES — Software giant Microsoft Corp. is apologizing for altering a photo on its Web site to change the race of one of the people shown in the picture.
A photo on the Seattle-based company’s U.S. Web site shows two men, one Asian and one black, and a white woman seated at a conference room table. But on the Web site of Microsoft’s Polish business unit, the black man’s head has been replaced with that of a white man. The color of his hand remains unchanged.
The photo editing sparked criticism online. Some bloggers said Poland‘s ethnic homogeneity may have played a role in changing the photo.
“We are looking into the details of this situation,” Microsoft spokesperson Lou Gellos said in a statement Tuesday.
“We apologize and are in the process of pulling down the image.”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/08/26/2009-08-26_microsoft_apologizes_for_altering_photo_to_edit_black_man_out_of_picture.html#ixzz0PJygsvDz
are they so wrong tho? are they simply knowing their audience? when’s the last time you met a black man from Poland?
i officially demand a cease and desist order on this America’s Got Talent BS. they’ve done it again. taken another person deemed, by social standards, unattractive, and gone wild because she can hold a tune. remember that susan boyle business? and that other dude, the opera singer? okay, the opera singer could actually sing. but these other two? come on! they’ve clearly found a formula that works, and they’re milking it for all its worth for ratings.
1) find a rather homely person (note: this is not to say that i find these particular people homely, unattractive, or anything. its just painfully evident that they expect the general populace to feel that way, and i believe that they do)
2) have them tell their story, bonus points if it includes them having sad/lonely childhoods/no boyfriends or girlfriends/etc, and make the insinuation clear that it is because they look the way they do. oh and be sure to play sad music as they speak; itll remind the viewer to pity him/her.
3) have the judges gush and rant and rave no matter how average they may sound. ta-daa!
i mean okay. like i said. the opera dude had a great voice. but the other two? especially susan boyle? if u were to sit blindfolded in a room and never saw them before they started singing, you’d be like ‘eh, they’re alright. they aint no patti lupone tho.’ and u know it.
shame on this show for this. also, shame on this show for making fucking nick cannon the host. wtf, WHY!?