The Real Housewives of Civil Rights.

just watch it.
just watch it.

i stood up and did the slow clap in real life after this.

DONT BE TARDY FOR THE RALLY?!?  WHO ARE THESE GENIUSES??!?!!?!!!

(thanks to @heyerinevans for this!)

uncomfy moments in “Histeria” history

not pictured: the kid in a Gestapo uniform.

Do you guys remember the WB catoon “Histeria?”  It was an Animaniacs-esque show that sought to entertain children while teaching them about world history.  Now, to a history freak like me, this show is just what the doctor ordered.  The Animaniacs is one, if not, my favorite cartoon series ever, and history is just freaking awesome, so the combination of the two really works for me.  But to the average 8-14 year old kid?  There aren’t many ways to make history cool, fun, or exciting.  Unless you sing and joke about it.  Which is what they did.

The problem with this… much of history is grim, bloody, and violent, and this show didn’t gloss over things like war, racism, and genocide.  They just.. did cartoony things with it, which, in retrospect, gave some often uncomfortable results.  Here, in kind of no particular order, are 5 of the most uncomfortable Histeria moments on youtube.

Prince no le gusta sherri shepherd’s vajayjay.

prince does not wish to hear of sherri's vagina. it upsets him.

lotsa vagina talk around here lately, hmm?

don’t ask me how i found this.

just don’t.

…say hi to Cora.  (no nudity, but still not work safe)

and if you can still stand it, say hi to her homegirl Jazzy, who is possiby one of the laziest stripper types in the business.  highlights:  the i-almost-fell wobble at 0:52 and the random unnecessary leg “kick” at 1:12.

girl, that’s a bootyhole!

(work safe)

why, lord?

why hast thou forsaken my eardrums?

okay.  the good news:  she looks cute in her Miley Cyrus dress.

bad news is as follows:  she sounds like a dying goat who just gargled with acid.

i have to say, i do appreciate the random homie breakin it down on stage next to her tho.  lol

can’t remember, but im pretty sure i saw this first @ creolepimp.

in honor of women’s history month

i’d like to salute Miss Alfreda Hill, our nation’s first crowned Miss Black Person USA.

she black!  ain’t nothin wrong wit that!

i was a virgin! WAS!!!!

LOL.

thanks to d @ AD for this!

OMG I CANT DEAL WITH THIS EITHER

little kid sees lobster for the first time.

too. cute.

ovaries. taking. over.

must. reproduce. NOW.

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OMG I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES!!!!!!!!  MY OVARIES ARE RIOTING RIGHT NOW!!!!

THIS is what black history month is all about, (mister) Charlie Brown.

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