just bask in this for a moment.
today’s lesson: “i’m sorry you feel that way” is NOT an apology.
(UPDATE: If you’re unsatisfied with J. Murray’s apology, contact Tariq Muhammad of AOL Black Voices. firstname.lastname@example.org (via ForHarriet.com))
it’s days like this that i feel so ecstatic to not have a job.
THIS IS YOUR FREAKING FAULT!!
i snapped this at my local Kroger in Louisville, KY. madness.
so a couple weeks ago i was havin lunch with a friend when i think i see something that i possibly couldn’t have seen out of the corner of my eye. as long as i looked at him head-on, it was evident that i was looking at an asian man dressed in business casual clothing. but then he turned around and…
‘…is that a tract of hair glued in the center of his head??’
I WAS SO THROWN!! it really did look like he just had a regular guy’s hair cut and just laid a huge ream of Yaki in the middle of it, creating the mightiest mullet i have ever seen in my life. and, need i remind you, i live in KENTUCKY, the #2 mullet capital of the world (indiana is #1).
and i dont know if this is racist or not, but what really messed me up about it was the fact that he was asian! i have NEVER seen an asian man with a mullet before, and to have my first one be so dramatic.. i just didn’t know what to do with it.
so i took a picture of it.
im not good at being inconspicuous with my sneak picture taking so this is the best i could do.
first things first: if you haven’t seen 50 Tyson at all, then you clearly haven’t been reading Splackavellie Central. SHAME ON YOU.
50 Tyson is a kid from Minnesota who wants to be a rapper or already fashions himself a rapper and has put several videos of him freestyling on youtube (click the link above to get you a taste). recently, the internets discovered that he’s not just a rapper… he’s a crooner, too.
but wait! it gets weirder!