okay. Adam Lambert’s American Music Awards performance was totally gay. literally. he ground his peen in one dude’s face and ground his tongue in another man’s mouth. pretty gay. that’s fine with me, but i recognize that there’s a big potential for backlash here, as there are a lot of people in this country who are not fine with gay shit.
as of yet, i haven’t heard any outrage beyond a few nameless twitterers who referred to it all as an ‘abomination.’ so i thought i’d take a preemptive strike and comprise a short list of other AMA moments more deserving of your outrage, in no particular order.