isn’t that a super dope title idea for Alycia Layne’s reality show? i thoughted of it myself!
speakin of ‘Lycia, there’s more foolishment about: she’s suing her former employer for–you’ll never guess–defamation of character.
right on, sister girl! don’t you let them make an ass of somebody who sends scanty pictures to a married man! don’t you let them strip you of your integrity, oh ye who smacks cops in the face and calls em dykes to boot!
i tell you what, she looked at the entire world and was like ‘arright world, check me out, this is what’s finna happen. im gonna act up at work and be mad when i get fired for it. then ima assault a cop and be surprised when i get arrested for it. THEN, you’re gonna pay my bills cause nobody’s gonna hire a cuckoling cop-beater. and you will like it. nay–you will LOVE it.’
move over, maya angelou. lycia is my hero now.
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lol. i love america guys. really i do. i think what i love most is that tried and true standardized american story:
girl reads news. boy reads news. girl meets boy. girl likes boy. boy is married. girl sends suggestive bikini pictures of self to boy. boy’s wife finds pictures. story is leaked to press. girl retains job. girl travels to new york. girl punches cop, calls her a dyke. girl gets arrested, charged with felony. story shames employer. girl is put on paid leave. girl is eventually fired.
so you’d think this is the end of the line for her, eh? i mean its a felony. she was a news reporter and she totally screwed that up. but no, wait! girl can have felony and the entire ugly incident completely wiped off her record forever if she stays clean for 6 months!
welcome to america, where we inifinitely believe in second chances. for some people. particularly hot ones.
she’s also supposedly in phoenix, az, working on a book about her life. next stop: REALITY TV. JUST WAIT AND SEE.
per expectations, they canned Alycia Lane.
..for CBS3, I’m a self-righteous attention whore who doesn’t know when to stfu. Back to you, Bob.
lmao. i dont know why ive been so excited abt watching her downfall. just somethin satisfying in seein privileged mainstreamers who literally have it all–she was gettin $700,000 a year to read a teleprompter a few hours a day–who throw it all away cause they heads got too big to keep any common sense. its kinda like hearing bad news about those Hills broads. u shldn’t be famous anyway; meanwhile the talented individuals (*cough*LIKE ME*cough*) still gotta slave at a 9-5 everyday. u NEED to be taken down a notch or 12.
if there’s a smart TV mogul out there though, this is good news for somebody; this woman is a walking hit reality show, i’m tellin u. if it happens, i called it. im callin it now.
sometimes falls from grace taste like marshmallows 🙂