hello, sweet babies!!
if you pay any attention here at all, you know that ive neglected this little spot of cyberspace once again. you also know that i just made a pretty big move from philly, pa to louisville, ky. things are finally settling down, and im thinkin and hopin and wishin that i’ll be able to get back to updating around here.
im also playing with an idea. some of you who know me beyond this broken, mcpoverished realm know that in addition to writing about bad boob jobs and horrendous weaveature, i also fancy myself a serious aspiring novelist/playwright/screenwriter/trashy black urban lit writer/some kinda writer (still havent really decided yet). since change is supposed to bring about creativity, and since this move has been a BIG freakin change, lemme tell ya, im gonna try to reign that creativity early, get some writing done and… maybe put some up here? you know, just on the off chance that Mr. Big Important Literary Agent happens to stop by here to see what kind of ridiculousness aretha franklin is wearing/eating lately. i dunno. just a thought.
SO! GREAT FUCKING NEWS!!!
its two-fold! i dunno if yall knew this, but cedric the entertainer has always been one of my favorite comedian actor type people. i just think he’s hilarious. once, way long ago, he made an appearance on mad tv (remember when that show was funny?) in a skit called Dr. Funkenstein vs Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde that absolutely positively KILLED me. since youtube was invented ive been tryin to find it there, and guess what.
I FOUND IT!!!!!!!! AAAAHHH IT FEELS LIKE A FREAKIN HOLIDAY IN MY FUNNY BONE!!
im totally gonna put it here so that everyone can share my joy. as an added bonus, i found one of my favorite episodes of Que Hora Es, a spanish language soap opera for people who have only had 3 weeks of spanish. it was one of my favorite sketches on Ced’s sketch comedy show, Cedric the Entertainer Presents. i swear, NOBODY remembers this show, and if they do, they dont find it nearly as hilarious as i do/did. i’m puttin that here too. you welcome!
LESS GO KILL MO PEEPUHS!!!
ive been waaay behind on all the trashy tv out there in the world today. ‘making the band’.. i dunno, it just got boring to me, so i havent been watching it. and of course, when i stop watching it is when all the good shit happens.
for just pennies a day, you can help keep these processed follicles moist!
so as the world knows by now, aubrey and d-woods are out of the group. that’s not the focal point of this entry. i’m all about moving on and rebuilding, so i propose that we jump straight to business and find a new member or two to fill in those missing spaces. i have a couple of what, in my estimation, are good candidates. in no particular order, im thinking:
**Stoney Jackson. dude. it’s time somebody gave stoney some real work. can he sing? iono, maybe. can he still dance? who cares? i’m just concerned for him and any children, if he has them. in the midst of this recession, im thinking stoney’s gonna be the first ‘please sir, can i have some more’in in the bread lines, by the looks of his upcoming project. he’s got a hungry jheri curl to feed. somebody have mercy.
**Cedric the Entertainer. i actually chose this one for his musical and dancerial merits. ced’s singing is cool. he might could stand a lesson or two from this legend, but he can hold his own. he got the dancin on lock tho. the image of him poplockin in an overly sequined outfit just makes me feel so warm inside. plus you know how he was like, always lookin for a reason to sing and dance on the steve harvey show and in his comedy specials? let the man gon’ head and have a shot at the stage. there’s no way he can be any worse than scarlett johansson.
**T-Baby. im thinking that this is definitely the main way to go. i think T-baby, whose hit single ‘it’s so cold in the d‘ is KILLIN the internet right now (both literally and figuratively). it’s the perfect way to introduce a new group of listeners to Danity Kane’s music. n!ggas in the D aint listenin to DK, IT’S TOO COLD OUT THERE. maybe she can help the girls keep peace once she figures it out how the fuck to do it. also, homegirl with the constant roll & rock bounce should officially become the group’s choreographer. boom-kat aint seein that.
**Charo. the girls are missing a couple of coochies. charo has many to spare.
**Ceephus & Reesie. twinkaah.. twin-kuuuuuuh.. littuuuuh starruuuuuuuuuuuuuhh.. how iiii wunduuuuh…. WHERE YOU BEEN?!