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so clay aiken came out the closet today.

that’s the word on the skreet, and in the upcoming People magazine according to the AOL news page.

also today, the sky held a press conference to announce to the world, at long last, that it is blue.

“i know that there’s been lots of speculation and a constant whispering of rumors,” it said, “i finally want to just be myself.”

the sky took questions at the conclusion of its statement.  one reporter asked:

“…you do know that we’ve seen you before, right?”

this is the first time that the sky has ever spoken publicly about its color, even though its been blatantly obvious since it won the reality TV talent show “American Idol” in 2003 since God created it billions of years ago.

i’d rate the both a -2 on the Necessary Scale.  smh.