i make this comment about quite a few people in my daily life, it seems. and we all know, or at least should know, about the fantasticness that is men who look like old lesbians. i think i have enough names to start a good list of celebs who look like unwrapped mummies. if you recall, i mentioned a few in my grammy recap. now, id like to add don imus to the list, if i havent officially done so already.
don, on the eve of his 26th birthday
like. he’s scary. if he really was a mummy he’d be one of those ‘i-came-back-just-to-ruin-the-whole-fucking-world’ mummy assholes, not a nice ‘i-just-came-back-to-find-my-long-lost-love-but-infortunately-that-involves-me-ruining-the-whole-fucking-world-but-im-really-sorry-for-the-inconvenience’ mummy.
doesnt he look like one though? i bet he’s got that embalming fluid & old brains in a jar smell, too. kinda like dissected animals in a science lab. sexy!
i was reminded of don’s mumminess due to a news story i seen on him while i was puttin on my drawls this morning (note: any sexiness that comes with putting on one’s drawls is TOTALLY ZAPPED when the visage of don imus is about). this blog has nothing to do with the new bullshit he’s in though, cause nobody on earth should be surprised. i am unsurprised to the point of not caring. if this is what he came back from his crypt to do, i say let him have at it, as long as it aint raisin taxes or my light bill.
anyway, id also like to official throw a hometown favorite on the CWLLUM list: legendary coach of the University of Louisville’s men’s basketball team, Denny Crum. that’s him on the left.
doesn’t look a day over 76 centuries old!
does anyone have any other nominations?