and it’s okay. it’s okay that donnie mcclurkin likes dick. really. i don’t give a shit. nobody else does either. well, i guess the portion of his fans/supporters that are conservative anti-gay christians may care and as a result may stop buying his music. and i guess that’s why he’s been caught out in the streets being his hypocritical self again, this time picking on gay youth. personally, im bored with it. i think the things he’s saying abt gay folk are abhorrent, and while im being angry abt it, im also feeling very sorry for him too. there’s somethin tragic at work here that makes him and others like him feel like being gay isn’t okay. and that’s sad.
seeing him do this again is very angering though. earlier today i thought it wld be a good idea to write a song called ‘donnie mcclurkin likes dick,’ because i am one of those people who feels that her inner thoughts, feelings, and emotions are best described in interpretive dance, monologues, or in song form. problem is im not that great a song writer so i can’t compose a sweeping instrumental good enough to bear the weight of my words.
so i stole somebody else’s. i thought you’d be able to hear it better if it was done in ‘to-the-tune-of’ style. disclaimer: this is probably, on some level, blasphemous and offensive as the word “Christian” appears alongside other such words as “dick,” “cock,” and “nigga.” but i don’t care. if u will, stop reading and go away.
if u wont, LET THE PARTY BEGIN! to the tune of lil flip’s ‘game over’ (an oldie, and a generally terrible song, but ‘flip’ and ‘dick’ rhyme too well to ignore)!