
it took 12 years, but here we go again! ridiculous moments in r & b part deux! in no particular order, the winners are:
1. Who let your drunk uncles in the studio?? i have no idea how ‘Float On’ by the Floaters came about, but i’m guessing it went something like this:
Larry: ay! ay yall, this where my nephew Ronnie J come in here and do his music shit at…i think he got some beer in a fridge here somewhere down here since Paul done drank up all the everythang.
Paul: you cain’t put that on me, man! you know i don’t drink no beer if it ain’t malted anyway, you hear me??! *pimp runs around the room*
Charles: WHERE THE ‘YAC AT??!
Ralph: shut up, fool! hey Larry, what you say Ronnie ‘nem do in here? music? aw, shit, we could do that! we can make somethin for the ladies, man!
Charles: AIN’T NO MAD DOG OR NOTHIN IN HERE, MAN!
Larry: yeah! say, man, that ain’t a bad idea! there’s this redbone that work at the Snackin Shack i been tryin to get at for the longest!
Ralph: awwww yeah! i’ma get on that microphone, talkin bout some “I’M A SCORPIO! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN, GIRL??!” *inappropriate hip gyration*
Charles: THIS SOME BULLSHIT!!!
gotta hand it to em though. the foot action is *crazy* and this song is better than ANYTHING that trey songz will ever do in the history of his life.
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