hey, hey, brotha. remember last weekend when you were getting ready for the club, and you had on your finest steve harvey suit with your mint green gators, and you jumped back, intending to kiss yourself, but instead found yourself gazing in the mirror saying, “damn. if only this outfit had just a little more roland s. martin.”
remember that? oh, it didn’t happen? oh.
well… pretend it did and keep reading.
i thought carnivals were supposed to be…. fun?
were you feeling a little left out while looking at the hot slammin fashions in Steve Harvey’s Easter Pimp line? well pick your faces up, lovelies! Steve Harvey has not forgotten you. just in time for Easter 2010, Steve Harvey presents: Steve Harvey’s Saved and Sexy Church Suit and Accessory Collection. it includes skirt suits, pant suits (for the non-traditional woman), and of course, hats. in case you are the type of grown ass woman to still get new outfits and hair for Easter and haven’t gotten yours yet, here are a few pieces to get you inspired.
JESUS WANTS ME FOR A DAFFODIL
Sister, you are fresh as a new spring daffodil. You are bright and radiant as God’s promise to the world. You are yellow as Sister Cora’s potato salad (you told her she uses too much mustard, but did she listen?). You are beautiful! Are they hating? Don’t worry, girl. They talked about Jesus, too.
i was reminded of the ridiculous extraness of Steve Harvey’s suits today while workin on today’s post at SplackCent that required me to google the phrase ‘steve harvey suit.’ it’s quite a varied collection, with myriad colors and sizes to choose from.
•Oh Lawd Lavendar
•Rench Around Red
•Have Mercy Mauve
•I Remember When Ike Hit Tina
•I Remember When Teddy P Hit That Tree
•I Remember When Marion Berry Hit That Pipe
Special Offer: Half off a pair of Gators in Righteous Robin’s Egg Blue
so designers everywhere are clamoring to get michelle’s bits and pieces into their designs for her boo’s inauguration. i just took a look at some of the sketches and she’s got some great choices! unfortunately, she has some sucky ones too.
these caught my eye, for better or for worse:
Monique Lhullier. i really like this one because i think michelle’s skin tone carries red really, really well, and she’s got like 1800 miles of legs to rock that dress with. perfect for the length and flourish of the dress. go nique!
this is a banned ad for Diesel clothing. we could talk abt the hypersexualization and depersonification of women in this ad
we could discuss the affirmation of the stereotype of the black male as sex crazed & hungry for white women
but… damn that, I NEED SOME OF THESE BOOTS!!
um, particularly those purple ones. at the top there. …ahem.