i will not be told differently.

these jokers are related.  some kind of cousins or somethin.  they have to be.  look at that, they look so much alike!  look at they noses!  LOOK!!  you cannot TELL me that they dont share some blood somewhere.

am i the only one who sees it??  has anyone else ever thought/wondered this??

i bet they do that shit in texas yo.  that’s not southern hate, b/c i loves my south, lawd knows i do, but texas man.. i bet they aristocrats marry each other all the time on some ‘keep the power in the family and away from the mexicans’ shit.

i’m callin it.  they cousins.  or somethin.

bush & mccain: ‘let us eat cake!’

im such a dirty thief today.  apologies, but i really wanted to share this with ppl.

ever wonder what mccain and bush were doing on August 29th, 2005, the day that Hurricane Katrina hit?

they were totally gettin crunk with a birthday cake celebrating mccain’s 278th 69th birthday.  barack and al gore were busy trying to save NOLA, though.  party poopers!

“mmm.. baby tears and destruction! your favorite!”

 

kanye reaches the black youth

who says kids don’t listen anymore?  they may not listen to you, or to their moms and dads, or their teachers, but bet your life that they’ll listen to their favorite rapper!  remember how kanye totally hated george bush on national television?  the babies heard it.  and they, too, agree.

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she sooo just gave him the N!gga Please Award.

it dont even stop there.  hilary catches one too.  (i jacked these from okayplayer, btw)

i really hope their parents put them up to this.

and because things are always funnier with captions,

i dont really think hilary’s a bitch.  but this little girl clearly does so i put it there for her.

& bush, lolcat style:

i really do think he’s tryin to eat her soul, though.  so that’s there for me.

thank you, kanye.