oh yeah. it’s time. time to dissect and discuss the unfortunate mutterface. what is a mutterface, you ask? it’s a male butterface. what is a butterface? if you must ask this question, you clearly suck at internet, but hey. i’m not here to judge. a butterface, though, is a woman with a very nice body, but her face… yeah. so now that you’re well versed in interwebs, let’s look at the butterface’s male counterpart and make the concept a little less sexist, shall we?
i was hoping for a generalized list of mutterfaces. i could only come up with four. help!
1. Tyrese. singer. had a bangin ass coca-cola commercial back in the 90s. taraji henson hates him.
At first I was like:
Aw yeeaaaaahh! I’ll even forgive those horrible ass tribal tattoos! Work it, daddy!
But then I was all:
Oh, I didn’t know Skeletor was invited to the party. Cool. *collects panties, walks home*
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