okay first things first:
DIDN’T THAT MAN LOOK DELICIOUS ON THE TV LAST NIGHT YALL?!?!
oh my sweet, sweet jesuschild!!!!! he was SCRUMPTIOUS!! he had been lookin kinda old and kinda tired, but last night they got them clippers out, hooked up the hairline, shaped up the brows, moisturized the hell out of his skin, and BAM! President Sexy reporting for duty! WOO!
now that that’s out of the way,
CONGRATULATIONS YALL!! im gonna have a long winded wordy response potentially with some pictures later on, prolly tomorrow, but really quickly i want to share with you the three greatest/most hilarious things i witnessed last night.
#1 – i was at an election night watch party at Sole Food here in philadelphia. free drinks (sort of), free food (i never saw none), and a DJ. after Obama won a key state, i cant remember which one it was…. the line dances start. seriously, it was the blackest thing ive ever witnessed. the cupid shuffle followed by the cha cha slide (has the cha cha slide officially replaced the electric slide?? cause they didnt play that one. i dont think i’ll stand for that)
#2 – out on market street, right near city hall where they’re doing some drilling and work on the street, two construction workers (black) are sitting. well one is sitting, the other is standing and leaning down to the other guy and says loudly, through a laugh: ‘WE GON HAVE FRIED CHICKEN TOMORROW!!’ i instinctively dropped my head, but then i felt torn. i said, ‘o, my brother, i am shamed. but somehow.. i want to join you.’
#3 – this was perhaps my favorite. i saw, with my two own very eyes, a white man walking the streets yelling: FREEDOM! WE’RE FREE!!! FREEDOM!!
yall. white people are in the streets proclaiming freedom… i think it’s official now. lol!
the streets of downtown philadelphia were beautiful last night. it looked exactly the way i imagine Juneteenth looked when i think abt it.
what was it like in your city?? did people take to the streets?
where did u watch it? where were you when you realized he got it?
what was your initial reaction?
did you cry?
did you get drunk?
did you take off work today??
tell me all about it! run! run to the comments! at least three people have to because otherwise i’ll look like the kid sitting by herself in the lunchroom!!!