hey, hey, brotha. remember last weekend when you were getting ready for the club, and you had on your finest steve harvey suit with your mint green gators, and you jumped back, intending to kiss yourself, but instead found yourself gazing in the mirror saying, “damn. if only this outfit had just a little more roland s. martin.”
remember that? oh, it didn’t happen? oh.
well… pretend it did and keep reading.
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