from wunderkraut.com
so every blog entry or article or photo montage of terrible tattoos that ive ever seen has included this guy. his name (clearly) is mr. cool ice. i saw him again today while scrolling through this slideshow and finally decided to google and find out exactly who this jerkwad is.
apparently there’s a video of him out there, talking abt himself and basically explaining the fuckery that covers his body and entire life, by proxy. cept it was in german. this guy got somebody to translate it though, so if you were as curious as i have been, praise the baby moses, cause here’s your answers, you bastards. quick fact sheet:
-he spent over 6 thousand US dollars on that dumb shit. do you know what i could do with 6 thousand US dollars? i could buy 60,000 pieces of penny candy and fill my room with them and jump and dive and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck used to do. and that would be money far better spent.
-he’s been going by the name ‘mr. cool ice’ for 13 years. my guess is that he adopted it in the days of Vanilla Ice’s reign and really ran with it. that’s about as smart as me getting ‘HD-DVD’ tatted on my ass. that is not always going to be the hot shit, brother, i regret to inform you.
-he’s german. oddly enough, that kind of explains all this for me.
the best thing about this guy’s existance is that his shit-ass name reminds me of the Cool Dr. Money episode on ‘my brother and me.’ lol remember that show? when dee dee got that wack ass haircut?
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February 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
adfasdf
Scrooge McDuck, represent.
May 10, 2009 at 9:31 am
hemostats
Hahaha, Excellent. I was googling Mr. Cool Ice for the same reason you were, i saw that damn pic again and finally decided to figure out this stupid fucker’s MO.
anyway, good read.
Hemostats
May 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm
So that’s something to look forward to in 2008
600,000 pieces of candy
May 14, 2009 at 10:26 pm
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June 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
foofydoofy
“he’s german. oddly enough, that kind of explains all this for me” Haha, I love it! He is absolutely ridiculous! I still want to meet him though, he is epic to me, like the Peter Pan guy. If you haven’t seen the Peter Pan guy, I suggest visiting pixyland.org ASAP
July 3, 2009 at 3:07 am
Tat two
I was a least hoping his last name was “Coolice” and it was a play on his name. It would still be stupid, but at least it would make some sort of sense.
July 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
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September 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Wigger Mcgavin
Ahahaha! What a douche!
September 27, 2009 at 4:28 am
Kameron
I watched the YouTube video on this guy only a few minutes before I found your blog. I’d wondered what possessed him to get those tats. Oddly, when I saw the video I thought the exact same thing as you:
“Oh, he’s German! Makes perfect sense, somehow…”
Thanks for the post; good stuff.
October 1, 2009 at 8:28 pm
RudyCantFail
Wow, a My Brother and Me reference! I remember that show, although no one else i know seems to. I was beginning to question my own sanity about whether or not it was on at all. I do remember that specific episode too, one of the funniest ones. Especially after Dee Dee had to shave his head after that monstrosity that Goo gave him.
Back to Mr. Cool Ice though, anyone who shaves their head so that they can have sunglasses tattooed on the back of their scalp deserves some type of recognition… or is it ridicule?
October 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
ray
LOLOLOL