got this from the good ppls @ postbourgie.
okay. maybe he’s crazy with grief. but i think its common knowledge that he’s just fucking crazy, flat out. promoting ur business at a time like this?
how do u grow up sane with this behind the wheel? blood is on the dancefloor, blood is on… joe jackson’s hands?
a quick post-script: things will be slow around here for a little while; im in the middle of a humungous, annoying move from philly to louisville, ky. so im alive! and i havent forgotten abt u! im just being tortured with boxes and packing tape!
really, white people? yall thought this was wise?
known also as: ‘The Sugar’
holy balls!! i cant even remember what delicious path of light and luck i was travelling down when i stumbled upon this gem but, omg. this shit is marvelous for several reasons, which i shall detail to you right here and right now.
1. the title. this book is called BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! just like that. all capital letters. think im lyin? look up there at the book cover.
2. the cover. between everything being written in capital letters, and my girl’s hair and outfit, its safe to say that the only thing that can make this cover any better is ninjas and unicorns. also, i dont know if u can see it, but beneath that lovely picture is a little by-line that gives u a hint to the goodness to be had once you compose yourself enough to get past the brilliance of the cover and actually open the book: MANY FALSE CHRIST MARRIAGES ARE LIVING ON BIRTH CONTROL AND NOW LEADING THE AMERICAN CHURCH WEALTH! o shit! u see that exclamation point? its about to get real!
oh also i should point this out… dont let the early 90s bumper curl fool you. this book was published in 2008.
3. the entire book is written in capital letters. i shit you not. look at this screenshot:
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if ever there was a time for me to be a proud semi-philadelphian
well first let me say that i really really hope the guy whose ass they beat is the guy who committed this crime
then let me say… HELL YEAH! BEAT HIS ASS!! then tattoo ‘I RAPE BABIES’ on his forehead and throw his ass in a cell with a bunch of really, really large men who think he has a pretty mouth.
dudes who beat this guy’s ass wont face charges. the official reaction of the president of the fraternal order of police: ‘so be it.’ i love it. plus it looks like they get reward money!
PHILADELPHIA – A stunning videotape has emerged in the rape case of an 11-year-old girl, showing neighbors beating the “person of interest” who’s now hospitalized.
Slideshow: Beating Caught On Tape
Related: ‘Person Of Interest’ In Rape Hospitalized
It happened around 3:30 p.m. Tuesday at Front Street and Clearfield Street in the city’s Kensington section.
Fox 29’s Jeff Cole spoke to some of the people involved in the incident.
The surveillance video, from a corner convenience store, shows 26-year-old Jose Carrasquillo being chased by at least three people, one of whom hits him several times with what appears to be a bat or large stick. As they chase the man, a crowd gathers. A police officer arrives, and the video cuts off.
It was unclear Tuesday night whether anyone would be charged in the beating. Philadelphia Police Lieutenant Frank Vanore said he was sure police will “look at it.”