so batshit Mel Gibson went a little bit batshittier in the days that i havent been updating. im sure yall know that so we won’t go over the details.
but the homie young h of go in radio tweeted me a gem over the twitter earlier today and a lightbulb brighter than a thousand suns exploded over my head. this is it! here’s the answer! from here on out, Mel Gibson, whenever you open your mouth to say any gotdamned thing, or when you have to respond to something else dumb and criminal that you’ve said: say it with kittens. straight up. i mean you’ll still look like a dick with a chemical imbalance, but at least you’ll be able to make some people say ‘awwwww!’ in the process.
don’t you just hear these in your little Cousin Bobby’s sweet little voice? after reading the first one didn’t you say to yourself, ‘awww, yes you do deserve it, you cwoote widdle thing!!’ i tried really hard not to put that third one up because i abhor the word c-nt, but it was just too perfect.
yeah, so anyway, Mel Gibson. they won’t save your image or your legacy. but they will make them both a little cuter.
just a thought.
(see more mel gibson kitties here!)